Sphinkter Sailor

It's pretty self explanatory. A gay man who enjoys anal sex. Same as Butt Bandit or Turd Burgler.

Rock Hudson was a real Sphinkter Sailor.

by B. Griffith November 11, 2004

trussed up like a sailor's wife

indisposed

"she is trussed up like a sailor's wife"

by jinglard January 22, 2020

Saikolady

The sexiest bitch in the universe.

I wish I was as sexy as Saikolady!

by uNF July 19, 2004

sailors

Cum; semen (get it, seamen?)

There's no feeling like getting your sailors to swim into your girl's sea of love.

by pentozali December 27, 2011

Salty Sailor

A gay sex term for when a bottom shits/sharts cum all over another person's face.

"Last night Ryan gave Trevor the ol' Salty Sailor in the living room last night and needed to wash up immediately afterward."

by Sammy Vulva January 3, 2015

Dirty Sailor

When a horny guy punches a girl in the nose so it starts to bleed and then cums up it.

David: Hey baby can i break your nose so i can cum up it aka Dirty Sailor?
Alexa: Hell ya baby, lets hope it bleeds alot.

by love to dirty sail January 9, 2010

smooth sailor

1. Four shots of Sailor Jerry's

2. Strawberry- 5
3. Banana- 1/2
4. Coconut- 1/2 cup
5. Pineapple- 1 cup

We just drank three smooth sailors and I am not going to remember this in the morning.

by Good Ebening November 4, 2009