Rusty England

The old lady’s arthritis made my Rusty England phenomenal.
by Snickelfritz October 01, 2017
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rusty planet

The disgusting face that is made when one is about to sneeze, similar to a sex face, and the only way to relieve oneself is to stare at a bright light.
Me: Dude, his rusty planet looks just like his face when he orgasms.

Friend: Does he explode something either way?
by scottcaver May 14, 2011
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rusty caesar

Nobody exactly knows what a "Rusty Caesar" is. Most historians agree that it involves hot sauce, a Porsche 914 and the anus.
Ever since the "Rusty Caesar" became popular, Porsche 914s have risen in price due to the extremely high demand.
by Hugs Esmay March 11, 2014
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Rusty Eggbeater

Verb: The act of jamming a running electrical eggbeater into someones vagina during sex.
Guy 1: "Man how did things go with her last night?"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"
by vlaskipravik December 21, 2012
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Droppin’ a Rusty

When you blow a hemorrhoid during a massive, rough shit leaving a reddish, rusty colored stool. Very common at rest areas and truck stops from the long haulers stopping in to grunt it out.
I was droppin’ a rusty at the rest stop today before I got back on the road.

Someone was in there droppin’ a rusty. It sounded painful. All I heard was straining and the words “Damn Roid” then a very wet splash.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2018
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Rusty Trombonepede

A group of males performing a rusty trombone in a continuous circle.
Those dudes are in a rusty trombonepede!
by BarkAndMarry May 11, 2017
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Rusty Molotov

When a person will get a rag shoved in their anus, the rag will be lit on fire, then the partner will urinate (or if able, the female can squirt) on it to put out the fire.
“Jack and I finally attempted the Rusty Molotov last night, but I didn’t have to pee, so we spent 4 hours in the hospital to treat his burns.”
by GBB4 Crew August 08, 2020
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