When you jerk-off so much that your dick gets all red and sore.
A Rusty Venture is a commonly overused and misinterpreted term for various sex acts, both heterosexual and homosexual. It is commonly confused with bizarre and often dangerous scat play.
-Sourced from the television series The Venture Brothers.
A Rusty Venture is a commonly overused and misinterpreted term for various sex acts, both heterosexual and homosexual. It is commonly confused with bizarre and often dangerous scat play.
-Sourced from the television series The Venture Brothers.
by atomicsushi November 24, 2010
Get the Rusty Venture mug.When a female or male(in homosexual scenarios) grabs their partner's penis from behind and plants their tongue and lips on their asshole. Then he or she proceeds by licking and possibly eating out their partner's asshole. At the same time, he or she gives them a handjob. This movement that is performed is very much similar to playing a trombone.
Dude, last night I walked in on Sheeneequa while she was giving Dennis a rusty trombone.
My Boss frequently asks his employees to give him a rusty trombone.
Garrett could not resist asking for a rusty trombone after coming back from band camp.
Stewart: Hey Martha. I Think we should try something new today.
Martha: Like what?
Stewart: Give me a rusty trombone! Now!
Martha: But Stewart, you have so much hair all around your ass and on your gooch, it will be like eating a hay bale. Consider shaving that monkey ass of yours and then I will give you the best rusty trombone!
Stewart: Okay, I will do as you say. I may be whipped, but I'm so horny right now.
My Boss frequently asks his employees to give him a rusty trombone.
Garrett could not resist asking for a rusty trombone after coming back from band camp.
Stewart: Hey Martha. I Think we should try something new today.
Martha: Like what?
Stewart: Give me a rusty trombone! Now!
Martha: But Stewart, you have so much hair all around your ass and on your gooch, it will be like eating a hay bale. Consider shaving that monkey ass of yours and then I will give you the best rusty trombone!
Stewart: Okay, I will do as you say. I may be whipped, but I'm so horny right now.
by superpooper June 16, 2008
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The Rusted Trombone: When a man receives a rim job and a reach around (aka a handjob where the recipient, is in the front) at the same time and then proceeds to rip ass while getting the rimmy reach around combo.
Rusted Trombone Player, "There are 3 reasons why I like to play rusted trombones, the feel, the taste, and the smell."
Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.
Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.
by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004
Get the The Rusted Trombone mug.A horrible act in which when u pull your Dick out of your partners ass and there is shit all over your Dick.
by kstan3 July 26, 2010
Get the rusty fork mug.When a guy gets anal from a dirty ass hoe and puts ice on the balls to shrivel the feces covered Dick.
by mr boyd 900 September 18, 2010
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Get the RUSTY FLUTE mug.Dave: Hey, how'd your date go last night?
Art: It started out well, but when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to storm the rusty castle
Dave: That's really nasty dude
Art: Yeah, I'm not calling her for a second date any time soon.
Art: It started out well, but when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to storm the rusty castle
Dave: That's really nasty dude
Art: Yeah, I'm not calling her for a second date any time soon.
by KISSarmysoldier August 14, 2011
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