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Roots Hipster

A type of hipster that is typically interested in traditional folk and country music, with the emphasis being traditional! They tend to show a disdain for indie folk and related genres which they claim only corrupt the genre's purity. Also Roots Hipsters tend dress in clothes that were popular at the turn of the 20th century in the style of the day as opposed to the so called individualistic twists of regular hipsters. In conclusion Roots Hipsters tend to dislike regular hipsters because their belief that regular hipsters don't know what real culture is and couldn't appreciate it if they did.
Johnny " Hey did you hear, Mumford and Sons is coming to town? You should take Joe, he's a total hipster." Sam " Don't you know, Mumford and Sons is for stupid people who don't understand what real folk culture is." Sam walks away puts on his derby hat and begins listening to some Old Time Mountain Music. Sam is a Roots Hipster
by ZS95 March 5, 2015
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cap'n root beer

Root beer spiked with about 2 ounces of Captain Morgan that you drank when you were 11 with 3 friends at a fire you started with their moms Zippo in the woods
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ROOTS

a bigger turd/shit than a dirt snake ...aka massive explosive diarrhea
"Dude, I just made a dirt snake"...."No bro that is nothing compared to the ROOTS I had from the taco bell

I ate!"
by linda2000 March 10, 2021
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root rub

Going to the hairdresser and getting your hair roots rubbed with hair dye.
Went to the hairdressers as my roots were showing so I got a root rub
by Macknificicacent February 1, 2023
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Root Beer Float

Giving your friend a glass of root beer with your cum in it
Hey man Can you had this root beer float to nik, I made it extra creamy for him”
by Tinguzpinguz May 20, 2023
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roote

A Roote is the answer to all life’s questions. They can be very stubborn but very passive. Usually love to get high and be a complete waste In life.
Wow he is such a Roote”
by Lexxishere April 30, 2020
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gorks root

slang for performing oral sex on a male organ
by tec5704 August 16, 2009
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