da gay fat retardeds

Many moons ago, Billy and Phil, two best pals from the city of Clarksburg, began scouring the internet for a fresh new music act. Something mature, but not overly sentimental. Something fun, but not too juvenile. What they got was Da Fat Gay Retardeds. DaFGaR consists of two members: Fagdar and Gardaf. They had been a band for many years prior to Billy and Phil's discovery of their immense talent. Apparently, they were just too fat and stupid to know how to properly harness their own raw musical talent. Soon after the discovery, Billy and Phil agreed to act as DaFGaR's promotion agency. After many months of fat, gay retardedness they finally had a song to promote; that song being the absolutely enchanting, "lester-oats". Their first step towards stardom was when they posted "lester-oats" on the now defunct Mp3.com. Unfortunately, DaFGaR insisted that their music be classified as "Children's Music". Billy and Phil, not wanting to upset the gay duo, complied . A day later, Mp3.com emailed DaFGaR back, claiming that their music was, "not suitable for children." This put Fagdar and Gardaf into a heavy state of depression; a state they may still be in today. Billy and Phil lost contact with DaFGaR during their great depression, and "lester-oats", though popular among those lucky individuals who have heard it, never garnered the success it should have. Amen.

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by anonymous gangster rapper April 19, 2005

retardeder

contraction for more retarded

shut up, you're SO retardeder than me!

by someone January 12, 2005

borderline retarded

A religious person.

Religious people are borderline retarded. Simple as that.

by RabidCarnivorousGiraffe July 30, 2016

Retarded Sniper

a sniper in call of duty 4, who uses any of these of the following perks: Iron lungs,juggernaut,overkill,martyrdom,uav jammer or extreme conditioning

wow look at that retarded sniper. He has uav jammer and extreme conditioning on his sniper. (i dont see snipers running for long distances do you??) what a dumbass

by m16 pro March 2, 2009

retarded left

When a grown person can't distinguish right from left, right becomes his/her retarded left.

"Which one is it?"
"The one on the left."
"This one?"
"No, that's your retarded left."
"Oh."
"You're such a retard."
"STFU, asshole."

by JDBJr December 1, 2006

retarded hooker

Retarded Hooker means your a retarded cheap ass

my father is a retarded hooker

by jim jackson May 28, 2008

Retarded Seal

A retarded seal isn't really a seal. He's accually an asshole who dosen't say hi to you when you say hi to it/him. Retarded Seals are quite stupid ovbiously from the name. They usually have jew-fros and say "WHAAT?!" all the time. Retarded Seals also have Type 1 Diabetes along with ADD. They are sad poeple with very big eyebrows who might just be loners for the rest of their lives. They also usually walk around school thinking they're the shit. Retarded Seals also have the tendency to have really stupid and annoying laughs and they absoutley positivley do not know how to spell for their lives.

Alice: "Did you see Mark today?"
Rian: "Yeah, he was a total Retarded Seal."
Alice: "I know...he failed his spelling test too."

by i love strawberries(: <3 June 8, 2011