PG-13 relationship

A realionship, usually between two minors before puberty, involving no nudity or anything sexual.

A: How many relationships did you have?
B: Just a PG-13 relationship when I was ten, this is my first real one.

by Potato3 April 20, 2020

A&R relationship

Basically, it's the most toxic relationship that can ever exist where the girl keeps giving undless chances for the boy who doesn't deserve them. He doesn't love or care and she keeps thinking he will start caring at some point.

Meriem : love me.
Yasser : i don't need to, i already do.

Aya : rayan would never tell me that.
*screams angrily for rayan to come*
Rayan : are we breaking up? yeeeyyyy

Yasser : yikes, that's an A&R relationship

by Definitelynotmeyem September 22, 2020

Relationshit

1. A relationship that has gone horribly wrong.

2. What Dane Cook likes to call his relationships.

"John why don't you just break up with that bitch, your going through a relationshit!"

by Twatserman March 26, 2009

Relaltionship Fat

Weight that is gained while feeling comfortable in a long term relationship.

John lost 20lbs of his Relaltionship Fat after breaking up with Darla.

by Rhythm Junkie January 14, 2010

relationshop

The difference between good faith and bad faith relation, due to the transactional nature of relations vs the destination of the relation. RelationShops are where love and hate are sold on an open market. It's a zero sum game that prevents any commitment from occurring, because the subject is always split between their choice and finding something better, hence the symbol $. A relationShip, on the other hand, it a vehicle to transport two or more people from one place to another.

He finally admitted that, though he had expressed sympathy for her, that he really didn't care about her problems, that they were irrelevant to his life, so he went down, sadly and met the trickster at the relationshop. What else have you got? And the trickster, who knew how to cheat you fair, said, what about this one?

by chaosmotic July 14, 2019

relationshit

An unstable relation relationship. This may also be considered a shitty relationship, henceforth relationSHIT.

"yeah joe is in a relationshit with amy atm."

by son4444 May 20, 2021

Realationship

When a spouse is cheating on you, gaslighting and blaming you because it's all your fault and theres nothing you can do about it.

A one-sided monogamous alledged "relationship" seemingly with yourself.

She/he may be sleeping with the neighbor but were in a realationship.

Sadly it's the reality of a real relationship.

by Kokopellisweety March 31, 2022