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Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.
Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help
by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024
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Molest a Redhead Week

Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.
Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz
by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024
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WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT

A catchphrase often used by Indian scammers who are in the midst of crashing out after their plans to scam have been foiled. It’s typically used after “do not redeem!” whereby the scammer wants the victim to send them the gift cards instead of redeeming them.
Indian scammer: NO! NO! NO! WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT? MA’AM, WHY DID YOU DO THIS? HELLO!!! YOU DID NOT HAVE TO REDEEM THIS!!! NOW YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID? DO YOU SEE?!?
by Cheehuahua December 29, 2024
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National Beat A Redhead Day

“Make sure to beat that redhead on September 7th.”
“Why?”
“It’s National Beat A Redhead Day.”
by WilliamAftonKinnie March 3, 2025
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WHY DID U REDEEM IT!!

This phrase originated from a youtube video about scambaiting a Indian scammer, by the youtuber Kitboga.
Its usually used to make fun of Indians and thier accent.
person 1 :"Guys dis chair is so com-for-table" in a Indian accent
person 2: "com-for-table? Do You also want butter chickin? WHY DID U REDEEM IT!!" all in a Indian accent
by Mename2.0 March 11, 2025
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Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket

The act of putting melted sugar onto your penis and spreading it out like a meatloaf (including in the tip) and then forcing yourself upon another individual who gave consent until you ejaculate sugary goodness everywhere, emulating a rocket. This act needs be done on the sandy beaches of Brazil in full view of the Christ the Redeemer statue and in a mud hut if possible.
Kameron: Hey guys, where were you and why are you both all covered in sugar and cum?

Mihir: Daniel just gave me the Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket.

Kameron: Wicked bro, let me join next time.
by Dirty What a Beast June 30, 2025
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