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pube my pants

when little pieces of pubic hair stick out of your undies
i always pube my pants

i pube my pants in #mycalvins
by 1dafyeo June 12, 2019
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Pube Boobs

When a man gets fat in the belly, a secondary roll of fat develops below his belly button. When this fat rolls to either side of his penis, he develops pube boobs.
When my belly got too big to hold my fat, I developed pube boobs.
by leatherbootsstl September 1, 2017
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Pubes

Bro I have the biggest pubes.
by Dick liver February 26, 2021
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Pube alert

A brief yet unintentional change in the octave of a persons voice. Particularly, a young male going through puberty.
Damn Bro, those girls are laughing at you over that Pube Alert you just had during the the final scene of the play.
by XxThracianxX January 17, 2017
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Pube Wart

Not quite sure what it means.
1. An insult shouted at some wee cunts out the back of a minibus.

"Ye Fort William 'Pube Warts'."

2. Those things you squeeze on your baw bag and nothing bad happens unless you break the skin.
by Maff_ETR May 22, 2020
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Pube Vision

Pube Vision is using the power of the mind to peel back the layers and view the state and style of another's pubic region.
You don't need to have Pube Vision to know that there was no way in hell the curtains match the carpet.
by Discoloration February 28, 2017
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Just cut the pubes in the womb bro

A surreal and jarring expression that blends bodily imagery with streetwise irreverence. “Just cut the pubes in the womb, bro” reads like a raw metaphor for addressing problems before they even begin—an exaggerated way of saying, “handle it early” or “nip it in the bud.” The use of graphic and unexpected imagery pushes the phrase into absurd, almost grotesque territory, challenging comfort zones and demanding attention through shock value. It straddles the line between crude humor and existential commentary, evoking themes of control, origin, and premature intervention.
"Just cut the pubes in the womb bro", Shut that down before it gets serious
by SonyTan April 16, 2025
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