by quandalious dingleberry the XI May 30, 2025
Get the Tetris (sex position) mug.when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust
by Bodybaby August 21, 2025
Get the Spider monkey position mug.A form of masturbation where you use your own penis to preform sex on yourself. There are 2 different versions of the Ouroboros position. There is Horizontal Ouroboros and there is Vertical Ouroboros.
Horizontal Ouroboros can be done if your penis (easier if its flaccid) is long enough to wrap around your body and enter your own anus. This can also be called self anal.
Vertical Ouroboros can be done if you are flexible enough to bend to your pelvic region and preform oral sex on your own penis. This can also be called self oral.
This was a term created by the Youtuber and Twitch streamer named Coffantasy. The reason why he has thought of this is unknown even to him.
Horizontal Ouroboros can be done if your penis (easier if its flaccid) is long enough to wrap around your body and enter your own anus. This can also be called self anal.
Vertical Ouroboros can be done if you are flexible enough to bend to your pelvic region and preform oral sex on your own penis. This can also be called self oral.
This was a term created by the Youtuber and Twitch streamer named Coffantasy. The reason why he has thought of this is unknown even to him.
hey bro I just did both of The Ouroboros Positions on myself last night. It was awesome. At first I did it vertically but I wanted to try something new and do it horizontally. Best night of my life.
by Coffantasy September 18, 2025
Get the The Ouroboros Position mug.The sexual act of a woman making a 6 with her hand to stroke a man as he makes a seven with 3 fingers (2 in the pink 1 in the stink) and fingers her for 6-7 minutes.
Man: Your six was so good.
Woman: Your seven was incredible.
Man: this was best 67 ive ever had!
Mason: 6-7!!
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Woman: Your seven was incredible.
Man: this was best 67 ive ever had!
Mason: 6-7!!
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by Nōtarin September 27, 2025
Get the the 67 position mug.There she is over there in the chin tuck thumb twirl position wasting time instead of doing her job.
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by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
Get the Not in a good position mug.The principle that certain logical positions are granted unearned authority—privileged not because they're stronger but because they're associated with dominant institutions, cultures, or power structures. The Law of Privileged Logical Position argues that some arguments are taken seriously by default, others must fight to be heard. This privilege is invisible to those who hold it—they just think they're being logical. The law calls for examining why certain positions are privileged, who benefits, and what's excluded. It's the foundation of logical humility, of the recognition that your position's privilege may have nothing to do with its validity.
Example: "In every debate, his position was taken seriously by default. Hers was questioned, challenged, dismissed. The Law of Privileged Logical Position explained why: his position was privileged, associated with power, with institutions, with the mainstream. Hers wasn't. The difference wasn't logic; it was privilege. He started noticing, started questioning, started listening."
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