Poo Dobber

The lock of bum hair that surrounds the anus that when taking a shit becomes spackled with poo paste, making wiping a blivet of a situation. Poo paste is then dobbed onto the toilet paper during wiping, much like applying Kiwi to your leather boots.

Man, I hate mudbutt! I've been wiping my poo dobber for hours!

by Blivet Spill April 1, 2009

Schnooky-poo

A term for a very cute cat with green eyes. It is often very noisy and likes to judge people from afar.

Person 1: “You have a really cute cat.”
Person 2: “Yeah, she’s a real schnooky-poo.”

by totallynotstella November 30, 2021

Techno Poo

(N) \ˈtek-nō ˈpü\ - Pooping while listening to techno and repeatedly flipping the bathroom light switch to simulate a strobe-light effect.

Jim was enjoying the music at the festival entirely too much to duck out and drop a dook. When nature called, he ran to his hotel for a brief Techno Poo.

by Bobby-D-Light October 14, 2014

poo-cumber

A large, smell, big fat turd.

Who left a poo-cumber in the toilet?

by Creedon June 12, 2007

Poo Hitler

Not to be confused with a dirty sanchez, a poo hitler(administered on the upper lip)extends only from one end of the nose to the other. Whereas a dirt sanchez cover the whole upper lip, sometimes curling up and the end. Both smell bad.

by Jmoey January 28, 2006

Poo Particle

Particles of feaces that float around in the air directly after a particularly greasy fart.

That stinks! I can taste the poo particles already!

by homes1235 April 25, 2010

poo cushion

a poo cushion is a temporary toilet seat cover made from sheets of toilet paper and it is used when making a poo in a public toilet is unavoidable and you don't want to have to sit your bare bum on the seat.

that toilet was really unclean so I used a poo cushion to be safe

by Patrick Bateman November 11, 2013