Pineapple sex party

The doing of having a pineapple with 2 friends and taking turns shoving the pineapples in each others butt holes.

"Dude me mark and john had the best pineapple sex party ever!!"

by squinzward April 30, 2014

mystic pineapple

A beastly fruit bent on world domination.

News anchor: Today, mysticpineapple took over the world. Back to you steve.

by adn May 13, 2005

pineapple slap

when getting a girl from behind you pull it out bust on her back and when she turns around hit her in the face with a pineapple

man i totally gave your grandma a pineapple slap

by chuck123 September 21, 2007

Pineapples

One word phrase most knowingly used by the comedian/actor Kevin Hart. Used when a person feels a situation they are in is awkward or inappropriate and feels very uncomfortable. Out of their comfort zone. When a person is sharing information that you just dont want to hear or needed to know.

This chick I went out with last night ended up being a dude!!
Oh my god, pineapples!!!

by Research=ProvenFacts June 21, 2014

Pineappleism

A religion practiced by every Jerry in the world. It is the one true religion as pineapples created everything. HAIL THE PINEAPPLE.

A- "Did you here about Jerry Seinfeld and Jerry Springer?"
B- "No, what?"
A- "Turns out they're both part of Pineappleism"
B- "HOLY SHIT! NO WAY!"

by benedictcuminhervaj April 12, 2015

your mumma's pineapples

a gay lover's nickname.

Ty marvels at the possibilities of: your mumma's pineapples

by hahahahahahah_booom! roasted March 19, 2010

pineapple nazi

A person who despises pineapples and flips out at the mention of them.

Paul:Want some pineapple??!
Julia:HELL TO THE NO, YOU RETARD!!
Paul: You are such a pineapple nazi!
Julia: GO F yourself!
Paul:Jeez, I just wanted to know if you wanted pineapple!

by angryandsad December 6, 2010