Unholy Trinity of Philippine Internet

The local Filipino version of the Internet's unholy trinity. Unlike the original, these consist of 1 photo and 2 videos. In able to ready yourself to be part of Philippine twitter, you need to see all of these, so that you will able to transform into an ultimate Jaded internet user for Filipino dark humor. Just mind that it cannot be unseen, and it will stay on your mind forever.

The following are the unholy trinity:

1. Prettyboi - Asshole photo of an infamous Filipino twitter porn creator that became sensational. This is after his enemy in a twitter fight reveals that he puts lipstick on his asshole so that it will be look good at the camera.

2. Mutya bakit green? (Mutya why green), a video of a tranny having sex in a grassland during the night. Her friend, is the one taking the video while coaching her to perform better. After her top cums inside her, the videographer focus the camera to her asshole, in which a green colored cum was caught dripping from the hole.

3. Go Janna Mae! - A video of a group of trannies making turn to be pounded by a lone clueless redneck. The other trannies who are waiting for their turn are cheering for one particular tranny named Janna Mae.

1. Wanna try the alter culture? you need to be babtize first by looking at the three unholy trinity of Philippine Internet.

2. I saw an unholy trinity, I can't unsee...

by LeCarl302 February 13, 2021

thomas lesley phillip green

the love of my life.

gracie who do u love?
isnt it obvious? thomas lesley phillip green

by baby may <3 May 20, 2021

Getting ryan Phillippe

Basically, John wick, Stallone, and Norris rolled into one. When you do push-ups you push the world down.

Timmy's getting ryan Phillippe on his ass

by Jimmy volmer October 16, 2023

Philippines porn movement

A movement that seeks to make the Philippines a porn and sex heaven where the entire country is covered in porn studios and tity bars etc. and the whole country is one big porn and sex shop etc.

Support the Philippines porn movement.

by The Fury 13 January 13, 2011

Phillips Exeter Academy

A secondary co-educational boarding school which takes all those who were not accepted to Phillips Academy Andover and pretends like they are better. The Exonian student body is made up of pompous, unhappy, and boring individuals with an average amount of school pride, only because of their odd sense of horrific and over-competetive rivalry. They tend to sneak around slipping in snide comments about how their school is number one, when everyone knows that Andover is better, has been here longer, and has no weird obsession with the "Harkness table." In all honesty, Exeter is a fine school, but so is Andover and many of the Andover - Exeter kids are actually friends, and there are even some Andover-Exeter families, but there are some Exonians who take the rivalry too seriously and are overly mean and aggressive. In conclusion, Exeter is fine, sure, it'll get you somewhere but Andover will always be number one.

Bill from Connecticut: I went to Phillips Exeter Academy!
Chick he's trying to pick up: Cool beans...

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Claire from Singapore: I went to Andover!
Guy she's trying to impress: Will you marry me?
Claire: Das right.

by emjohnson November 9, 2011

phillips

Worst brand of vodka ever. Useful for shitty nights where you feel bad about writing a paper, or if you're broke. Prepare to hug the toilet.

Person 1: I am shit broke, but want to get fucked up tonight.

Person 2: Just get a bottle of phillips.

by spoonman184 March 28, 2011

phillipino duster

After consuming mexican food, the person then covers his/her spouse in raunchy farts.

We ate at Homero's last night, and when we got home I gave my wife a phillipino duster. She was not amused.

by Matandy January 27, 2010