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Payton

Snake like and traitorous.
Oh that president backstabbed his constituents. Payton- the worst girl at keeping CJs.
by anonymous July 21, 2022
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Payton

A poptard ginger that says they'll kill themselves but never go's through with it. Thinks that people are her friends but in reality they all hate her. Only attracts dwarf kids and spectrum kids.
God damn don't we all just hate that carrot top bitch payton.
by Yeahyeah6869 August 16, 2022
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Payton

A texas realtor who drives a Jeep, works out a lot and only eats vegan food.
by Las Colinas Suburbs August 25, 2022
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payton hornkohl

person 1: “man i miss when we had those payton hornkohls around”

perosn 2: “nah i wish we had those jasmine valentines
person 3:”nah yall r so wrong i wish we had those zoe crawleys”
by poopshole September 2, 2022
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Payton Battin

An unpaid hooker with a very large forehead. Terrible at dancing as well.
Hey, where's Payton Battin?

The hooker?

Yeah the unpaid one!

Oh! She's in the bathroom sending more nudes to someone at King!
by littlebigbrother November 10, 2022
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Payton

The most beautiful girl in the world. The girl whose hair is the color of a pineapple. A sweet pineapple. Payton has piercing blue eyes that stare right into your soul. Payton catches whales 🐋 (all the time) Payton curses a lot, but nobody seems to mind. Payton is very athletic and likes to run. She’s looking for a 7’7 guy with red hair and freckles who’s name is barthalamuel. P.S she is hard to get (Just like the whales! 😉 🐋)
WHOA, who is that?”
“Oh, that’s just the hottest girl alive Payton!! 😳
by Kjvabsgoiufa December 19, 2022
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Payth

Max's girlfriend and the best thing that has ever happened to him. I also have a huge pp and no one can compare.
Woah Payth you're packing some serious meat!
by kjhflkjhfjhdf December 20, 2022
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