Sushimane Paradox

The Sushimane Paradox states that sushimane0602 will always be the worst at any game they play at a given time.

“Sushi sold us last game bro we could’ve won.” “Didn’t you forget? It’s the Sushimane Paradox.”

by TheParadoxicalSheriff September 5, 2022

Stable Paradox

As a noun, it defines a contradictory situation. A situation that, theoretically, shouldn't exist. But it does.
As an adjective, it defines a person who can be both sides of a coin. Who can do all the things that are contradictory to each other in nature.

The duality of man is to both protect and predate, to protect and pursue, to pursue what he wants, and protect what he loves, he is both light and dark, good and evil, each side a necessity, accorded its proper place.
He is thus contradictory, a stable paradox - the patriarch.

@TellYourSonThis

by OptimusPrime239 July 21, 2022

K-Paradox

When someone, usually a rude entitled individual, acts (rudely or entitled) like they have never been appropriately punched in the face, but because of them acting rude and entitled, there is NO WAY they have NOT been punched in the face.

That guy is a K-paradox

by Dinoplant April 8, 2025

9ahba paradox

Since 9ahba has a "hofra" inside her, and there is a "9ahba" in a "hofra" the "9ahab paradox" is created.

Sofiane : Hey look Abd El Ghani, there is a 9ahba paradox right there !
Abd El Ghani : Damn ! i hope it gets fixed soon.

by Ktululu May 26, 2023

The DreamWorks Trequal Paradox

Created by the youtuber TheOdd1sOut, The DreamWorks Trequal Paradox is a phenomenon where a DreamWorks sequel is as good (or better) as the original, but the 3rd movie is sub-par.

However, there's one franchise that doesn't follow the DreamWorks Trequal Paradox™ and it haunts my dreams (works).

by JmanDraws November 24, 2022

the lost mind paradox

When somebody would loose their mind, they wouldnt be able to know, because they wouldnt be able to find it back.
Therefore, when somebody says that they lost their mind, it is unlikely that they did.
Also, asking someone if they lost their mind is quite a futile question.

the lost mind paradox:
Have you lost your mind?
Yes, I have lost my mind!

by ChrizzleTheWhizzle September 16, 2019

Digsby's Paradox

The inherent contradiction that exists in an Eastern European Muslim - caused by the conflict between the islamic aversion to alcohol, nicotine, and sexual promiscuity, and the Eastern European ego need for such things.

Richard: Hey why does Andrew Tate smoke cigars, drink alcohol, and fuck random women? Isn't he a muslim?
Joseph: It's Digsby's Paradox, bro.

by Dr. Digsby April 16, 2024