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Parker

Parker is a boy who is the funniest guy ever! He usually has Blonde fluffy hair who is normal at height. Usually dates tall, Dirty Blonde, Green eye ,girls. He always has your back no matter what. He often dates girls with unique names like Audrey, Madeline,Seirra, etc. He always loves his sports no matter what sport it is he will be the best at it! Never mess with a Parker.
Who's That Parker dude?

I don't know but he's Hot!
by Donald1 September 28, 2018
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Parkers are usually friendly on the outside and act cool around new people, but as you get to know them they start to show how much of an ass they can be. Parkers can be a very toxic partner, or a really nice one, but its more often than not that they arent good.
"Oh my gosh, is your bf actually a PARKER???!?!?!?"
"Bless your hearyt!""
by TheOneTrueKingUnderTheMountain October 13, 2022
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The kind of guy who likes getting pegged, like alot..
"Oh did you meet parker last friday?"

"Yeah he likes getting pegged!"
by goodbøy October 13, 2020
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Parker Collins

An alcoholic drink comprised of one part Malibu rum and one part pomegranate mix, usually on the rocks. Originated in chicago, at the University of Illinois at Chicago in the spring of 2007.

This is a very sweet drink and one can barely taste the alcohol, making it a good drink to order for the women.
Can i get a Parker Collins for the lady at the end of the bar
by Master Rainmaker Drinkmaker January 17, 2009
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sucks at hockey and rages a lot
Person 1: You suck at hockey
Parker: *Kicks Shins Breaks Leg*
by SUCKSATHOCKEY November 12, 2019
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the definition of overcompensation. and who gets mad over small things and can be a prick cause he is rich.
Hey that kid Parker he is rich.
by angry rich bitch January 1, 2020
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He makes trashy youtube videos, SUB BTW

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yes no maybe probably not Parker sucks btw but sub plz yer boi needs it
by JaKiT0 not jakito January 5, 2020
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