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Paternity Pants

Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.
Man, that was a massive Thanksgiving dinner. I'm glad I wore my paternity pants.
by digs0 January 15, 2013
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Percolator Pants

When you have the shits...and your intestines actually sound like a percolator.
That Taco Bell gave me percolator pants.
by Anonymousara March 21, 2011
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picky pants

When someone is overly particular With regard to diet or other; having limited variety in taste or other preference
Don't be a picky pants; eat your vegetables also.
by Khillawatt November 3, 2020
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Piss Pants

Pants that, while not necessarily by design, are worn with the intention of pissing in.
Mom threw my piss pants in the warsh. I'm pissed.

Please take off your piss pants before getting in my car.
by Shit heart May 5, 2021
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White Pants

White pants are a sign of surrender, much like a white flag. A person wearing white pants is signaling to everyone that they are surrendering their butt, for anal plundering and exploration.
She wore white pants for the first time to signal to her bf she was anally surrendering to him.
by Blackest Dragon April 22, 2015
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Rape pants

Tights (usu. black) which are worn by a female girl. They fit so tight around her nice arse that it causes certain male boys to think dirty thoughts. Mostly worn by hoes, running chicks, gay men, fat chicks, and girls that have no idea they are showing off their hot legs because they are not hoes, but still dress like they want it in the arse.
Sir #1: Ezekiel, dost thou see the matriarchal persona clad in immodest hosiery?

Sir #2: Why yes, son, I dost. Let us forsake our ways and scamper after the bitch in the rape pants.

Bitch: mmmm i'm a ho and i run and i'm fat and i want it in the arse, and i'm a gay man. come get me, Jedediah.
by friend of dookie of skeetrvile December 14, 2010
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pecker pants

Pecker pants are track pants that are worn pulled up high so they are floods, then showing the guys cock flopping around and he walks
Hey Dad, I see your wearing your pecker pants today
by dj stussy June 11, 2006
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