mouth panties

The covid mask you're forced to wear in public or you could get fined

Don't forget your mouth panties if youre going to the store

by Doughlicious269 May 22, 2020

Panty-Vacuumer

Any man who is able to attain ass without even trying almost seemily by just walking into a room.

That man is so fine! When he walks in this bar it is like the panties fly right off the women. Almost like he vacuums them up. He is a panty-vacuumer!

by CIRCE0801 May 18, 2010

pantie pastry

When a male masturbates and cums in a females panties, then hides and watches the victim put them on.

"Andrew gave Samantha a Pantie Pastry, then rejoiced at the sound of her screams as she pulled them on."

by WiJac01 September 18, 2017

Panty puppy

A child, an offspring of someone who is annoying and obnoxious. See also loin fruit, crotch goblin, fuck trophy...

Omg did you see Karen letting her panty puppy cough all over Starbucks? Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

by HBIC-GS January 14, 2021

panty puffer

Someone who wears giant granny panties and uses them as an umbrella to fly through the air.

Mandee is such a panty puffer, I caught her trying to soar through the air the other day with her large granny panties.

by blackquak May 22, 2019

Panty Bacon

A very heated loose vagina

She has a Panty Bacon

by asdfghjqwertyuxcvbnm, May 24, 2018

Chipotle Panties

After you shit out your chipotle, instead of wiping grab some panties and wear them. Once your chipotle shit is on the panties, go out into public and ask someone if they want to wear your wife/love's panties on their face. Once they have it on you say "Oh shit that's the wrong panties." "I wore those panties before I wiped the Chipotle off of my ass."

I gave my friend Chipotle Panties the other night when he was drunk.

by Wolfman167 December 28, 2020