paint job

to lick up and down the shaft of a penis

I gave him a paint job, and then he gave me a pearl necklace.

by painterlady March 15, 2008

green painting

A business or person falsy claiming to be eco-friendly or sustainable because it is a marketable business opportunity.

Be careful when you sell eco-friendly products that are not pure because people will accuse you of green painting.

by dimondite July 21, 2006

paint the bathroom

v: the act of ejaculating on someone's face. (past tense: painted their bathroom)

excuse me bitch, mind if i paint the bathroom?

by ike baby April 4, 2006

Paint Job

When one sprays and blankets (fully or partially) another with their own reproductive fluids, typically follows a deed such as sex or oral sex, but is not limited here. Paint Jobs are gender-neutral.

"Hey man, you should have seen the Paint Job I gave this girl who was passed out in the quad"
"My new girlfriend isn't on the pill, so I'm giving her quality Paint Jobs every night"
"Trashell, Eugene flicked my bean so professionally last night I gave his face a serious Paint Job. Before he could even do it again I gave his face a second coat!"

by Sergeant Sufficient June 9, 2009

Paint the Fence

When you stick your tongue in the anus of a woman and then use your tongue to lick the taint to her vagina.

My Girl loves it when I paint the fence before insertion.

by wampler24 December 4, 2019

veteran paint

Cool way to say blood

I fell off my bike and scraped my knee. I got veteran paint all over my pants

by Taylor Ray May 3, 2008

paint with colors

When you have sex with a girl while the is having her period or on the rag

My girlfriend was so horny on her period that we decided to paint with colors

by vaughn69 May 1, 2006