1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.
2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.
3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.
2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.
3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.
Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?
Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.
Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.
by reporter September 30, 2012
Get the weekend reportermug. the weekend, usualy once a month, that you spend deleting everything that you dont want on your phone, usualy the aftermath of a download week
guy 1: dude, im in for one hell of a delete weekend.
guy 2: good download week?
guy 1: yeah but now i have so many cat videos i need to get off my phone.
guy 2: good download week?
guy 1: yeah but now i have so many cat videos i need to get off my phone.
by bladewind April 17, 2013
Get the delete weekendmug. A pejorative term: It's the guy, in any sport or hobby, that only occasionally partakes in that activity and doesn't know enough to not fuck it up for everyone else. a.k.a the weekend warrior.
That weekend wally is pulling a tube erratically and fucking up the lake by making it rough for everyone who wants to wakeboard or ski.
by Pary Moppins July 1, 2025
Get the Weekend Wallymug. <.6.7.6.>Nince, niwincNce, nincE<.6.7.6.>The universe grants permission to put yourself first this weekend for pepping whistles on bortherds-=>.6.76.
<.6.7.6.>Nince, niwincNce, nincE<.6.7.6.>The universe grants permission to put yourself first this weekend for pepping whistles on bortherds-=>.6.76.
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025
Get the <.6.7.6.>Nince, niwincNce, nincE<.6.7.6.>The universe grants permission to put yourself first this weekend for pepping whistles on bortherds-=>.6.76.mug. The random weekends where its no ones birthday to celebrate so we get drunk to this!Bri's birthday was 1 weekend and kys adn michelles and syd where in months so are excuse to get drunk was Maukahuka
by Michelle February 22, 2005
Get the Maukahuka Weekendmug. Weekend at Donny's is the modern remake of Weekend at Bernie's but real life instead. This film stars a businessman who is involved in a major ploy to give away top government secrets, but instead he gets his place ransacked by some FBI agents. Everybody in his party is too dumb to see the obvious, but he hires a team of stooges to carry him to pretend like everything is fine.
This movie, Weekend at Donny's, has it all: debauchery, embezzlement, and an 80s vibe that could only be replicated on a Floridian golf course.
At the scene where the FBI raids his home, Donny utters his most famous lines when he realizes he's about to do serious time in the slammer: "I didn't see anything. I was looking at my watch. I'm blind!"
When you're tipped off by an informant that your weekend at Donny's won't go quite as planned, you book the next flight to Moscow and have a weekend at Vlady's instead.
At the scene where the FBI raids his home, Donny utters his most famous lines when he realizes he's about to do serious time in the slammer: "I didn't see anything. I was looking at my watch. I'm blind!"
When you're tipped off by an informant that your weekend at Donny's won't go quite as planned, you book the next flight to Moscow and have a weekend at Vlady's instead.
by c.artman August 12, 2022
Get the Weekend at Donny'smug. If Valentines day falls on a weekend, your partner has to spend the whole weekend with you, because then the whole weekend is seen as a big Valentines day.
Tom: Yo babe, what are we gonna do on Valentines Weekend?
Jennifer: Oh, i was just going to spend Valentines Day with you and not the entire weekend, because im a snitch.
Jennifer: Oh, i was just going to spend Valentines Day with you and not the entire weekend, because im a snitch.
by Good Boyfriend February 13, 2021
Get the Valentines Weekendmug.