Skip to main content

Antifa Shuffle

The inevitable dance one does when lighting ones own feet on fire from a poorly thrown Molotov cocktail during an Antifa riot.
Person 1: Hey comrade, did you see Niklaus last night at the anti-cop co op "protest" last night?
Person 2: Sure did! Ezra couldn't quite throw the Molotov far enough and it landed right at Niklaus' feet causing him to breakout into the Antifa Shuffle.
by William St. Josephstein September 8, 2020
mugGet the Antifa Shufflemug.

Mexican Shuffle

1) Action: A dance that displays an act of confusion. There tends to be many background items that can distract a viewers eyes. This dance has no strict plot or rhythm. The dance originates from the Mexican heritage to be late and in a state of disarray.

2) To Describe a Situation: When using the term "Mexican Shuffle", it can be applied to a confusing, flip-flopped, or some sort of a switched up situation.
1) I went to the Rodriguez house and watched Juan perform the Mexican Shuffle while I admired his clock collection in the background. It confused me.

2) Agusto and Ramirez spoke quickly and reversed the story on me. I felt like I had be hit with a Mexican Shuffle.
by keatpaul March 17, 2011
mugGet the Mexican Shufflemug.

Vietnam shuffle

when your having sex with a female doggy style, you reach around and yank on her pubic hair. When she looks up at you and screams in pain, u puke in her mouth and hightail outta there.
I was fucking my ex jane when i pulled a vietnam shuffle on her.
by Evol777 January 5, 2008
mugGet the Vietnam shufflemug.

Dirty Shuffle

When you are in the bathroom dropping the Cosby's off at the pool and you run out of toilet paper. Then you proceed to attempt to shuffle to the toilet paper while still unwiped in the behind area.
"I just had to dirty shuffle across the house because we ran out of toilet paper!"
by DHzmt August 27, 2013
mugGet the Dirty Shufflemug.

Monarch Shuffle

A dance involving two or more people of either gender, swaying motion of the hips, and vertical movement of the couple/group.
by Student0879 December 17, 2008
mugGet the Monarch Shuffle mug.

scandinavian shuffle

When you and your mate meet two scandinavian babes at a backpackers; you're obvs staying on bunk beds, enabling you to fling one girl up after coitus, while your mate flings the other girl down to you.
'That little Norwegian is a babe.'
'Yeah, and did you see her Danish friend?? Perfect opportunity for a Scandinavian shuffle.'
by Jarvaliscious September 21, 2014
mugGet the scandinavian shufflemug.

shit shuffle

When a project manager or team leader has to fix issues, errors and problems created by clients or team members.
I just looked at the developers delivery and it's crap. The client is not happy. I have to fix this. It is going to be a serious shit shuffle.
by Meddac September 13, 2017
mugGet the shit shufflemug.

Share this definition