We all know what booty shorts are, but lately shorts are getting shorter and shorter. Pussy shorts are shorts so short that everything is exposed. Ass, thigh, and you guessed it, pussy. These can most commonly be spotted in the springtime when it first gets warm or in the summer time. Ironically most people that wear them are the ones that have no right too *I'm talking to you fat chicks*
Person 1: "Did you see Shanaynay yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, wearin those pussy shorts."
Person 1: "I know, it was all hangin out."
Person 2: "Yeah, wearin those pussy shorts."
Person 1: "I know, it was all hangin out."
by Will "Brown Sugar" C. III July 31, 2012
Get the Pussy Shortsmug. 1) Normal girls shorts.
2) If worn by boys, they are the nerdiest shorts in the world. Only worn by nerds, homosexuals, and people whos last name is Gore.
2) If worn by boys, they are the nerdiest shorts in the world. Only worn by nerds, homosexuals, and people whos last name is Gore.
by KingPeter888 October 14, 2008
Get the Jean Shortsmug. To fully or partially cut off someone's penis with a dull butter knife to get things going. Doing what it takes to light a fire under some dumb cunt's ass. Often used as a pedagogical aid on the job.
"Private Pyle, I WILL motivate you, if I have to short dick every cannibal in the Congo."
-- R. Lee Ermey
Full Metal Jacket
-- R. Lee Ermey
Full Metal Jacket
by popeofeastlansing November 5, 2010
Get the short dickmug. When shifting in a manual transmission while in the midst of a race you under shift the gear of the car because your not watching the RPM gauge and not shifting at the prefered shift time.
Dude, you could tell that that newb didnt know when to shift cuz you could hear him short shifting the gears in the car
by The carbon fiber 240sx May 13, 2005
Get the short shiftmug. by Matt January 13, 2004
Get the Cut Shortmug. 1. If worn by a male, many different homosexual entities and ideals are incorporated, unless referenced to fashion in the late 70's, early 80's.
2. If worn by a female, acceptable and fashionable to all standards, regardless of year.
2. If worn by a female, acceptable and fashionable to all standards, regardless of year.
1. Look at that guy's jean shorts...that's so gay.
2. Damn, look at that girl in those jean shorts! So hot!
2. Damn, look at that girl in those jean shorts! So hot!
by Jared Amador April 15, 2008
Get the jean shortsmug. by Elben Lord October 10, 2022
Get the Short Kingsmug.