by southplainshttredskins May 08, 2020
by Kyleeeee11111 October 23, 2020
by some_person August 19, 2005
Don Lonjas
A fake friend who is short, has a big ass nose, gets butthurt easily, says the dumbest things possible, dates anything because she is desperate, proceeds to cheat on them and gets pressed by 8th graders then snitches, likes to wear crop tops that show her “Lonjas” and pants to high that show her nasty camel-toe.
“Don Lonjas thinks that by drinking she is “Lit”, yeah ik its dumb but thats her vocabulary.
A fake friend who is short, has a big ass nose, gets butthurt easily, says the dumbest things possible, dates anything because she is desperate, proceeds to cheat on them and gets pressed by 8th graders then snitches, likes to wear crop tops that show her “Lonjas” and pants to high that show her nasty camel-toe.
“Don Lonjas thinks that by drinking she is “Lit”, yeah ik its dumb but thats her vocabulary.
“She is such a don lonjas”
by Shrekandfionna February 21, 2019
Cool guy car salesman character who likes to roll his sleeves,and act super bad; often gay and creepy. This type of individual thinks he is cute, but he is typically a complete clown douchebag.
by Cuto Dickson February 26, 2009
An obese, disgusting slob, who is also a convicted sex offender currently serving a sentence of 10 years probation due to his fondling of 12 year old girls. His actions were glorified by his nephew Bam "aka Sellout" Margera, on the show Viva La Bam. While any normal person would put him in an insane asylum, his antics brought better ratings to the show, thus his outrageous actions were encouraged.
by teebowandarrow March 03, 2008
I love don caballero
by YouShallNotKnowMyName March 24, 2022