jo momma

yo momma is dead n her coochie is really stanky

jo momma is a hoe

by Jaylen Gun December 6, 2023

Yo Momma

A joke that’s been used for decades. This can be offensive to some people while just plain humor to others. This can be used in multiple instances. Like “yo momma so fat the scale say “To be continued”. These jokes are used to insult one’s mother.

“What you doing?” Said boy1. “YO MOMMA” said boy2

by The realest ofthemall July 7, 2025

momma g

One badass pimp that's all I can say

Momma g will pull out a glock and pop a cap in you''re ass

by Hotbabe26 November 16, 2016

ur momma a pappa

even worse than ur granny tranny or ur pappy trappy, you use it when you wanna destroy your opponent

V: hey dude, ur mom gay
L: haha, ur pappy trappy
V: oh, you don't want what is next
L: what?!
V: ur momma a pappa
L: *instantly dies, creates an alternate universe and earth explote*

by the one who exists March 18, 2018

Momma Kelle

A woman of such stature.
Her thickness is unimaginable.
She gives birth to the most attractive children. Plus Mark.
She could stomp on your balls, and you would apologize.

Damn. Momma Kelle.

I am trying to get with that.
Oh man, I wish she wasn’t taken by Albert.
I wish those feet pics were Momma Kelle’s and not Hunter’s.

by Fastboimillo May 16, 2022

lie to your momma

Go lie to someone else; lie to someone who cares

You can lie to your momma; don’t lie to me

by Luci-fur March 13, 2023

mommas

When someone agrees with what you say

Ex.

Person 1: that party was so fun last night
Person 2: mommas

by Ag_20 November 22, 2020