give me one now

Give me a quicky, meaning I will give you a quick blow job or handy

boy *snapchats girl*
" can you please give me one now, quicky!"

Slutty girl *snapchats boy"
"Yea sure!"

by Poo bum diddly thumb November 24, 2013

now you must die

when something ridiculously retarded occurs and the word must be said

someone: i didn't do homework
teacher: now you must die

by Addion August 29, 2017

How Now Brown Cow

When someone is caught lying. How now is self explainitory. Brown Cow means that they are a liar. Works incredibly well if they are exposed for their lie.

Guy 1: Hey, I know what the capital of Illinois is. It's Chicago.

Guy 2: It's Springfield. How now brown cow?

by gbee93 April 9, 2011

you're the man now dog

A transcendental state achieved when one simultaneously becomes both man and dog. Often a laudatory exclamation given by one man-dog to another for an act seen as deserving man-praise, while simultaneously evoking woman-disgust.

You gave her a juicy, steaming "Hot Carl"? You're the man now, dog.

So pooping on a woman's chest is empowering to both man and dog -- elevating the perpetrator to man-dog status. The more a woman is offended by this act, the more man-dog one becomes.

by This is how I live, THIS IS HOW I LIVE. September 8, 2003

now a minor motion picture

Now a minor motion picture: a blurb I have yet to see on a book cover. Have you?

How to Rationalise Telling Sam She was Akin to a Dead Mouse in a Latrine in Swahili, by R.A.K. Martin-Smythe. Now a minor motion picture from the Confrere Brothers.

by Fearman May 30, 2008

you're the man now dog

The state of being in which one is now the dog.

Hey, you're the man now dog.

by homedog March 18, 2003

now that interstate is paved with memories

meme of the song by dream lmaoo

x: guys we are on a roadtrip-
y: NOW THAT INTERSTATE IS PAVED WITH MEMORIES

by rawrtoonxd June 2, 2021