Hot Moon

Hot Moon
Preparation is conducted by eating hot foods as early in the day as possible to allow time for the stool to mature.

At the time of intercorse, the evacuation of the bowels begins. You then gather as much fecal matter as you possibly can.

Start the application around the anus (moon) covering the hole, at which point you begin anal penetration.

Sandra was eager to spice things up with her partner and therefore decided (in a mutual decision) to try the Hot Moon.

by Hot Mooner June 27, 2022

Hot Tim

The act of defecating in the line at Tim Hortons and attempting to pay with your feces.

That lady at Tim Horton's had to use Hot Tim to pay instead of Apple Pay.

by PooperSlueth June 8, 2018

COVID Hot

A man or woman who appears attractive - while wearing a mask and from at least 6 feet away!

I met this woman in line at Costco yesterday. When I checked her out on FB it turns out she was only COVID Hot!

by Celeritas 13 April 26, 2020

Hot Nigel

A sex act where a person claims they will pull out, yet instead leave their dick in for 3 more pumps after fornication.

3 pumps = 3 years before Brexit

OMG Ross, you can’t just Hot Nigel in me!

by bArnacleBoY333 March 16, 2020

hot wallaby

Ejaculating inside of a fat woman's stomach folds

Patricia: Hey did you get lucky last night?

Cody: Hell yeah! I gave Claire a hot wallaby!!

Patricia: Dude! That's legendary!

by AceUno February 24, 2019

Hot Horton

When you tell someone they had better let you do what you want or else you threaten to give this place a “Hot Horton”. This where you drop your pants and drop a load of squishy pickles and use them for monkey poo flinging practice like May 17th, 2018 when a woman from Langley, Canada was caught on camera pooping on floor at Tim Hortons and throwing it at an employee because she was denied the use of the bathroom.

Dad, If you don’t give me the keys to the car, I will thrown down a Hot Horton right here, right now!

by HortonSeesAPoo June 12, 2018

hot toonie

Where two Canadian consent to a hot sexual act of pouring maple syrup on each other while talking about the weather.

Amanda came home to find suko on the couch in which he rolled over and demanded a hot toonie prior to her making dinner, while watching the weather channel.

by Raging Roger August 27, 2017