Chuck norris

GOD

Chuck Norris, He's GOD

by gnfnhnhnhnh May 16, 2018

Chuck Norris boy is cool

Noah is chuck Norris bitch!!

chuck Norris boy is cool

by Big boi dad November 14, 2018

Chuck Norris

The greatest kickboxer the world has every known.

Chuck Norris is not a force of nature; nature is a force of Chuck Norris.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
There can be only 1 Chuck Norris, and then he will
roundhouse kick you in the face, smartass.

Hail to Chuck Norris or be dispatched.

by QuantumZ September 27, 2006

Chuck Norris

A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could supply the world with energy for the next 2.53 billion years. However, due to the level of danger involved in trying to harness this immense source of energy, scientists have resorted to a safer avenue of research; trying to control the kaboom from thermonuclear weapons. It is also suggested a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick may hold the key to incredible new breakthroughs in propulsion technology.

The Mars Lander did not actually crash on Mars because of a programming mistake... The transporter carrying the lander to the launch site cut Chuck Norris off and he roundhouse kicked the lander *into* Mars. NASA officials are attempting to understand this new form of propulsion. So far there have been no survivors from this dangerous research. NASA is accepting applications at this time.

by Launchpad McQuack May 4, 2006

norky

Used when describing a person as nerdy and dorky.

That dude is uber norky!

by AaronKat November 13, 2007

C. Norris

none b/c every1 to try and define him dies from a roundhouse kick to the face!

this is my def UGH!......C. Norris was here and mkaban just died ROUNDHOUSE KICK!

by Mike Kabana September 10, 2007

chuck norris

the worst actor but biggest @$$ kicker of all time.

huck norris once drowed a fish.

chuck norris is so bad he killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

once chuck norris farted, he set off an earthpuake that broke a rictor scale.

by egnima aminga November 12, 2007