west side spread

a west side spread is a type of way you can finger a woman. You start woth making a west side symbol with your hand and inserting it into you woman and when it is inside your woman you spread your pointer finger and your pinke finger creating the west side gang sign. Trade marked By Daniel and cooper. cooper and i created this word when we where in cooking class messing around.

Dudeee i totally used the west side spread on Tina the other night and she was wetter than a water fall

by Not,e 1020 March 24, 2018

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spread bob

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your local department: yes i am aware this is stupid.
other guy: Bob invasion?

me: yes

your local department: spread bob

by your local department April 6, 2022

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Spread-Eagle

Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.

Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2019

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Trump-spreading

What you do when you are truly desperate to fuck things up even worse—like walking around sick with COVID and spewing everywhere.

I’m such an asshole, I got so bored today I went out and did a bit of Trump-spreading in the subway.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

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Teen-spreading

Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.

Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"

by LazyRooster September 5, 2023

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