When a cab that you hailed pulls to the side about 5 feet in front of where you are standing, and a woman who was standing behind you shuffles in front of you, opens the door, looks at you, shrugs, gets in, and closes the door, you got "New Yorked."
by Wingracer1 May 29, 2014
best narrative video fiction around, guaranteed to put you to sleep in a half hour or less, or your money back.
The other night, I was in the mood for some good narrative fiction. As I would be in bed within the hour, I thought maybe I would re-watch some of Welles 'Citizen Kane' or re-read portions of Twains ' The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn'. But as these are long time, beloved pieces of art to me and I needed something to put me to sleep quickly, I settled on watching Fox News. Good tranquilizer.
by Virgin Suicides August 13, 2017
When the news feed in your Facebook home becomes clogged with meaningless updates on people's lives (e.g. Jim is now flossing his cat).
"Man, I logged on yesterday and Jim was really giving me news cramp. He changed his status about 5 times!"
"This girl I added last week must be on Facebook all of the time. I got some serious news cramp from her. I think I'll have to deface her."
"This girl I added last week must be on Facebook all of the time. I got some serious news cramp from her. I think I'll have to deface her."
by Zennon December 17, 2007
A small town located in the middle of a cornfield somewhere in bumblefuck illinois southwest of Chicago. Consist mostly of rich white people who have nothing better to do other stare at their iPads and consume drugs. Common pastimes include watching the corn grow and fucking in the cornfields.
by I like cheez-it January 29, 2018
A worthless "news" network that is obsessed with proving that Donald Trump isn't a incompetent worthless piece of dog shit. Additionally, it is an echo-chamber for America conservatives so that they only have to listen to what they want to hear instead of... you know... reality. Faux News was also instrumental in the development of "Fake News" and pioneered the tactic in the 2016 Presidential Election.
Synonyms: Bullshit, Fake News, Propaganda, Worthless information, Neo-con con, Donald Trump's Lord and Master.
Synonyms: Bullshit, Fake News, Propaganda, Worthless information, Neo-con con, Donald Trump's Lord and Master.
That is some Faux News right there. Total Faux News.
by Midge-a-Lardo De Pinchi July 13, 2020
An american adverising term invented some time dring the course of television history.
Now widely regarded with contempt for the utterly intelligence insulting nonsensical term it is.
Now widely regarded with contempt for the utterly intelligence insulting nonsensical term it is.
"New and improved Whammo juice!!! A refreshing carboanted drink that doubles as an industrial cleaning agent!!!"
"Wait... how can it be new AND improved? You can't improve on something new, since to improve something implies revising something exisiting..."
"Wait... how can it be new AND improved? You can't improve on something new, since to improve something implies revising something exisiting..."
by EducatedChav June 17, 2009
a Chinese Internet slang equivalent to "嗦你的鸡巴" meaning "let me suck your (something)", used to make a joke of the man who hide some secrets or make other people have sex imagination. In the former condition, it almost means "suck your dick".
1."Oh!Dick...What the *** are you doing?"
"I'm sure need new new"
2."Do you know how to get a cup of milky white hot drink quickly?"
"Of course,sure need new new"
"I'm sure need new new"
2."Do you know how to get a cup of milky white hot drink quickly?"
"Of course,sure need new new"
by ItzPexic August 08, 2022