MAIL

My Ass Is Laughing.

Used when LOL won't cut it. Similar to LMAO, Smeh or ROFL

Ex:

Otto: Whats ur biggest fear?
Otto: Mine is knowing we almost never met. You?

Chapman: BEARS MAIL

Chapman:

Otto: MAIL so hard rn

by Lectric Larry January 17, 2019

ninja mail

Inter-office mail that shows up out of nowhere. It just magically appears in your inbox and you have no idea who left it.

I think Debbie left that ninja mail in my inbox again today, but I can never catch her in the act.

by badandy519 August 25, 2009

Stranger mail

A message you just sent yourself as a reminder, but forgot about soon enough to be thrilled by the beep signaling "mail received". Like if other people actually wanted to text you.
Mechanism akin to that of Stranger's hand.

Damn! I thought someone remembered my birthday this year, but it's stranger mail with this article on suicide I wanted to save for later.

by adasny March 23, 2018

drop your tail here's your mail

When one person places mail inside the rectal cavity of their partner immediately after engaging in an act of sex.

angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter

while engaged in doggy style sex, the *angry "rear" partner pulls out and quickly forces ANY piece of mail (regular mail, advertisements, boxed package) into the anal cavity of the front partner while saying "Drop your tail here's your mail"!!

Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.

*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.

If you never get it, just be thankful.

by krappykrieger October 18, 2010

Mail junkie

Mad workers in mail offices, in charge of sorting the mail, that loot and steal the packages for their own profit. Their crime is mostly not detected, since the blame can be shifted to sender's poor packaging.

"Be careful when shipping out art during the holidays please! ... Mail junkies are going through the mail and ripping up envelopes looking for gift cards, money etc. But they're actually finding amazing furry artwork instead"

by Bigbeating Kioshi December 22, 2020

lychee-mail

refers to mail or correspondence that makes mention of lychee

"Lychee-mail is so the new gmail."

by Monty S January 1, 2009

Daily Mailing

To be purposefully misquoted for more laughs

Verb, Stop daily mailing me, now everyone thinks I have a clown fetish, I just said they were funny sometimes.

by Stubbedout August 20, 2021