Kemps Landing Magnet School

Kemps Landing Magnet School is a place where the smart people are segregated from everyone else. However, there are a great many exceptions to the 'smart' bit. Many people believe that the principal, Mrs. Riesbeck, is a man. Like Ann Coulter. There has been a recent attempt by the School Board to desegregate the school and merge it with a normal public school, but it was voted down.

People say that Kemps Landing Magnet School is the most sheltered middle school in the city. And they're right.

by you'll never know. December 24, 2008

Grenade Magnet

When playing a video game a person becomes the target for all grenades.

Did you see how many grenades just hit her. She is such a grenade Magnet.

by kozaky March 16, 2009

magnet ass

The tendancy of one's ASS being drawn to sitting down rather than doing the work that one's suposed to be doing.

"look at the magnet ass sitting down AGAIN!"

by bigheaded5 November 14, 2007

Fist magnet

One who attracts fists up the anus........... via their wanker faggot like tendencies

guys in a bar showing off his mucsles to all the other dudes..... asking for a fist in the anus copping a fist magnet.

by joannimal December 27, 2010

Animal magnetism

The process by which your dad attracts many females that are way out of his league.

My animal magnetism has always netted me tons of hot babes.

by Lovesomematt December 18, 2018

Bieber Magnet

Relating to a girl who attracts a plethora of Bieber lesbians.

Krystal is a total Bieber Magnet.

by manwithacan07 January 22, 2011

queef magnet

The amricans way of calling a person a wanker

that dudes a fucking queef magnet.

by Alex Barra February 22, 2011