Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.

Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!

by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010

Jack-o-lard

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

OSoma bin lardean

He has a son called Adam and he has been hiding from him and the government since 2001

The world champion of hide and seek is OSoma bin lardean

by Kettamean December 4, 2021

Tub Of Lard

Something to store pig fat in

anyone have a Tub Of Lard? I have an excessive amount of pig fat.

by Qal December 16, 2022

Tub of Lard

Phrase for a morbidly obese person

“That Adam Flabdalla is a right fucking tub of lard”

by TheMajor67 February 25, 2026