lizard

a fast scary noodle with legs it can get big and it can be small

this lizard scared the shit out of me

by thedefinitionistrue July 26, 2022

Mr lizard

The youtuber you can't fucking upload on time and he's a lazy piece of shit

That youtuber is a Mr lizard

by The truth man69 December 12, 2018

pike lizard

a sleezy women along the pike that only steve would pick up

prostitude

steves women

pike lizard

by woffman June 27, 2010

lizard

it’s alizard 🦎 you fuckin lizard

you’re a lizard.

by CIDA. October 12, 2021

Lizard Juice

A alcoholic beverage, one part medium to top shelf vodka, 3 parts energy drink. Preferably Redbull. Commonly drank by drunken bicyclists in the southeast region of Iowa. Sometimes served with a splash of cranberry juice. This variation is Called a Solid.

Holy shit, it's day 3 of Ragbrai and I've only had 4hrs of sleep. Better start the day with a lizard juice.

by Greinerdumptruckster July 17, 2021

Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.

"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Lizard

A sorcerer that can perform magic.

Did that lizard perform magic?

by Steampowerengine March 8, 2021