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Abraham Lincoln

A guy history books (mis)lead people (especially brown people) into believing his intentions were more noble than they actually were. He was from Kentucky (the South) even though Illinois was called the land of Lincoln since that was where he rose to prominence. Had the South won the Civil War, the narrative wouldn't have been that he was a hero, it would have been that he was a traitor, so in order to protect himself, he had to make sure the North won at any cost. The same history books that write that Lincoln was a hero or a great man also write that guys like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were great men even though they owned slaves.
People seem to forget Abraham Lincoln was a politician and didn't give a fuck about them or future generations of their families, and though it's time the country saw a female president, a female politician would do all the same things as a guy, because she would come from the same human/inhuman race as the male politicians and everyone else, and would be capable of any evil and human weakness a male politician was.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
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Abraham Lincoln

-is my name
And with my pen I wrote the same
I wrote in both hast and speed
and left it here for fools to read
by Anony. Res October 19, 2023
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Lincoln Thorn

they say he is a gay man, however the rumors are false. he only has eyes for one. kylie. a lincoln thorn is never gay, only hot.
oh my god! that’s him!
who?
that’s Lincoln Thorn
oh yes he is not gay and he likes Kylie Marlow
by Broken-heartedLady1234 June 21, 2024
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Lincoln

A certified Ronaldo fanboy who sniffs the Al Hilal scarf for good luck. He also takes 40 yard puskas kicks and manages to score multiple times. He also has 12 inches of meat attached to him.
John: OMG is a LINCOLN!!!
Ben Dover: He penetrated me last night!
by sexoffender_202 March 4, 2024
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Lincoln High School

LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL's like MLK Blvd.'s is where you can usually find the most ghetto whores, students smoked out, freshman’s with more diseases burning like hell or having 2+ Kids. Although their football team is amazing. And usually, they contain a disproportionately high percentage of African-American and/or Hispanic students.
Somebody from Lincoln High School burned me in 2019.
by TheWokeBitch September 21, 2021
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Lincoln

Lincoln is Olivia Kelly’s best friend
by Lmaster November 20, 2020
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Lincoln middle school

The best of the 4 Lincolnton schools where we are not racist cousin fuckers like west or suck at football and wrestling like north and we ain't rich ass snobs from east. We the better school
U hear about Lincoln middle school?

Yeah it's the best middle school in lincoln county
by That_one_redhead_kid February 26, 2021
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