Keystone Lighting

Similar to how every cloud has a silver lining, every picture of drunks has a can of Keystone light in it.

Tammy: My picture doesn't have Keystone Lighting in it because it's just of my face.

Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.

by Webster42 February 20, 2009

Sum light

when something is light or of ease

Hey Joe, why are you carrying that cactus around? Doesn’t it hurt your hands?

No Billy, it’s just sum light, you know what’s up

by Nick16 October 19, 2021

Light bar

Policeman, Sheriff, Forest Service, Security, Parking Enforcement, etc... Any authority that has a row of lights on its roof and can punish you.

We'd better go inside, that's the second light bar that's cruised by in the last ten minutes.

by jackies April 14, 2006

light century

The distance that light travels in 100 years or 1 century.

100 light years is 1 light century.

by He who knows11 September 14, 2019

cock light

when you light your jizz and it burns on the tip of your penis creating 4-5 seconds of light without pain to the penis. This was first witten about by king Louie XVI of France when he was recieving a blowjob and jizzed on a candle.

(lamp) (cock light)

by cocklight jackson March 27, 2010

Docking Lights

A game played on the lake when you spot a boat driving with their docking lights on. First made famous on Lake Martin, Alabama.

Point systems differ per household.

Please note: Driving with docking lights on is illegal so docking light spots are rare and attributed to inexperienced boaters and intoxicated individuals. Stay clear of vessels running docking lights as headlights.

Todd and Karen ran their docking lights because they flipped all the switches. Hurry take a pick and get your points.

by Lake Boater May 3, 2021

light mouthed

A person who like telling other people's secrets, make false rummors,and make promises often, but never keep it.

He is a light mouthed. I've never seem him keep his word.

by Yum>_< September 15, 2009