The best bumper in the universe.
Li is a perfect person, you should bow down and pray. They are also the smartest person ever. The best person you will ever meet. You need to worship Li.
Li is a perfect person, you should bow down and pray. They are also the smartest person ever. The best person you will ever meet. You need to worship Li.
by The_Best_Bumper January 19, 2022
Get the Limug. This is not a one-sided and racist movement like the other BLM, in fact, this BLM is not a movement at all, just a laconic phrase. One of the most infamous Black Lies Matter case is related to O.J. Simpson, his ex-wife Nicole Brown-Simpson and the man who was with her that night, Ron Goldman. Obviously O.J. was pissed off and maybe a bit jealous too 'cause a 25 -year-old walking cock screwed his 35 -year-old ex-wife like a rabbit, the wife-beater himself was at the time 46.
Then O.J. really chimped out by stabbing Goldman and Nicole had been stabbed seven times in the neck and scalp, Chimpson had put the finishing touches on his work by slitting her throat. Despite some Chimpson's attorneys managed to dispose the clothes that O.J. had been used at the time of the murders, plenty of evidence still remained against him - and then the mighty Black-Lies-Matter jury absolved him of these murders.
Then O.J. really chimped out by stabbing Goldman and Nicole had been stabbed seven times in the neck and scalp, Chimpson had put the finishing touches on his work by slitting her throat. Despite some Chimpson's attorneys managed to dispose the clothes that O.J. had been used at the time of the murders, plenty of evidence still remained against him - and then the mighty Black-Lies-Matter jury absolved him of these murders.
So if you happen to be famous and black, you can slaughter a couple of honkies without being held responsible for it, 'cause the Black Lies Matter.
by O. W. Tongueincheek April 14, 2024
Get the Black Lies Mattermug. by LASERLUCA February 4, 2017
Get the Lagerfeuer Liedmug. A person who is annoying and does not listen to other's opinions. Someone who whines and throws tantrums.
by ajhdbca August 8, 2020
Get the Jia Limug. 
A beautiful Dutch originated name which means a funny and intelligent girl who is worth keeping. Amazing in the bedroom and in relationships
How was Lies?
She was amazing
She was amazing
by nesæy October 19, 2020
Get the Liesmug. A quote from Nicki Minaj's "Big Foot", which refers to Megan Thee Stallion, after making a song called "HISS", which seemingly angered Nicki. The quote is used humourously by people on tiktok, seeming aggressive, but in reality just joking. The quote itself is used as a warning.
Full Quote:
"Ho, the things that you've lied about, even pertainin' to your mom, you don't want them out, okay? Now, since you think it's funny to speak about people's families, we'll all join in, we'll all play the reindeer games. Soon as your new nose heals, and soon as your- Well, let's leave that for the second installment, rrr"
Full Quote:
"Ho, the things that you've lied about, even pertainin' to your mom, you don't want them out, okay? Now, since you think it's funny to speak about people's families, we'll all join in, we'll all play the reindeer games. Soon as your new nose heals, and soon as your- Well, let's leave that for the second installment, rrr"
Person 1: "So.. I got back with my ex.."
Person 2: "Ho, the things that you've lied about.. Even pertraining to your mom.. you don't want them out. And since you think it's funny.. to talk about people's families.. We'll all join in.. We'll all play the reindeer games. Soon as your new nose heals.. and soon as you.. well, let's leave that for the second installment Rrr"
Person 2: "Ho, the things that you've lied about.. Even pertraining to your mom.. you don't want them out. And since you think it's funny.. to talk about people's families.. We'll all join in.. We'll all play the reindeer games. Soon as your new nose heals.. and soon as you.. well, let's leave that for the second installment Rrr"
by Petrblats April 22, 2025
Get the Ho, the things that you've lied aboutmug.