Layer Lap

The worlds best living person, the best you will ever meet. Disrespect the all mighty and face the consequences...

Layer lap is such an amazing person!

by The one and only Bjea December 1, 2021

Soup and a lap dance

A classic winter tradition.

On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.

Man last night was great after work Nicole gave me "soup and a lap dance".

by Tttain285 December 9, 2020

LAP

Long Ass Penis

I may not have a WAP but I got a LAP

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Don’t spill in my lap

Don’t ruin the surprise for me.

Hey Bill!! I know what your wife got you for your birthday

Dude!! Don’t spill in my lap

by Collamrach October 27, 2020

lapping in the lap of luxury

Cunnilingus. Eating a woman out. Licking pussy.

Vince: Hey, man. What did you do last night?
Trent: Debbie came over and I spent most of the evening lapping in the lap of luxury.

by Cobaltsteve November 2, 2020

Lap Dance December

In december you can get a free lap dance from anybody.

Boy 1: Hey you have to give me a lap dance!
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.

by Jean Philip November 4, 2020

Cat-Lap

A Victorian society term used scornfully/sarcastically by drinkers of strong beer and other liquors to refer to tea and coffee.

“I'll take a beer. I'm not into that Cat-Lap like the people you might be used to seeing around here.”

by C L G January 31, 2021