LAP

LAP: Liberal American Princess

Symptoms:
• Passive aggressive
• Controlling
• Prefers money to love
• Prefers diamonds to flowers
• Prefers scarves to happiness

• Favorite friend is the mirror

• Posts selfies
• Wears fashion masks
• BoHo Chic
• Has a designer dog
• Was debutante/sorority girl

• Pretends not to know anything about politics.

• Often dates rich politicians and other wealthy individuals.

• After marriage, turns into a witch.
• Older ones are either divorced or widowed.

Tiffany is an LAP, so is her mom, Karen

by Rett. A wood elf. May 05, 2021

Lap

Abbreviation for loose ass pussy

“You lap b*tch!”

by Mia Avion April 11, 2021

Hackin' Laps

"Hackin Laps" is a term used to define driving around a small town in a circle. Usually covered on the main drag/ street.

Bradley : "Yeah man, lets go hackin' laps"

by tiggga. June 22, 2010

lapsed-tino

A Hispanic or Latino person who no longer associates with their culture and instead opts to embrace white culture.

Man look at Juan over there, now goes by Jonathan, talks white, dresses so hipster like, he’s a lapsed-tino.

by Jahamez November 19, 2022

lapping in the lap of luxury

Cunnilingus. Eating a woman out. Licking pussy.

Vince: Hey, man. What did you do last night?
Trent: Debbie came over and I spent most of the evening lapping in the lap of luxury.

by Cobaltsteve November 02, 2020

National sit on lap day

It’s March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 01, 2022

National sit on lap day

On March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

exp: why you sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 01, 2022