A relatively mild form of jet lag that doesn’t happen after traveling somewhere, but after either night of daylight savings time when you’re body is readjusting to the hour lost or gained overnight.
I get fired from my job every spring because stationary jet lag causes me to oversleep and show up late the day after spring forward.
by Father Abraham II March 14, 2022
Get the Stationary Jet Lagmug. Jet Lag Gemini is a small rock/punk band from New Jersey.
The band consist of brothers, Matt (20) and Vlad (18) Gheorghiu who immigrated from Romania seven years ago. Misha Safonov (22) who moved to the US when he was eight years old. And finally, Dan Diliberto (18) who is the only American born member of the band.
Vocals: Misha Safonov
Lead Guitar: Vlad Gheorghiu
Bass: Matt Gheorghiu
Drums: Dan Diliberto
The band consist of brothers, Matt (20) and Vlad (18) Gheorghiu who immigrated from Romania seven years ago. Misha Safonov (22) who moved to the US when he was eight years old. And finally, Dan Diliberto (18) who is the only American born member of the band.
Vocals: Misha Safonov
Lead Guitar: Vlad Gheorghiu
Bass: Matt Gheorghiu
Drums: Dan Diliberto
Kid 1: Have you heard of Jet Lag Gemini?
Kid 2: No. Who are they?
Kid 1: Only the best band ever. Stop being a loser and go check them out.
Kid 2: No. Who are they?
Kid 1: Only the best band ever. Stop being a loser and go check them out.
by lexi! January 12, 2009
Get the Jet Lag Geminimug. This death occurs exclusively in the world of online multiplayer computer games, namely Garrys Mod. This is experienced only on online servers with a lot of addons, players, and ping. This causes the entire server to freeze up, and time out many players, and crash the remaining. This is awfully similar with the recent DDoS strikes on other multiplayer games.
by Teslarossa February 22, 2014
Get the Great Lag Spike of Deathmug. The word you say when you see or hear something so confusing that you spend a literal 10 seconds to process what just happened.
Friend: But why where we need this that or something fool consequences?
Me: Oh wow, my brain just lagged.
Me: Oh wow, my brain just lagged.
by The7Guy November 12, 2020
Get the My brain just laggedmug. When you stay up till 2 am and wake up at noon during the weekend and on sunday night you can't fall asleep till 2 because you're used to going to bed at 2 and then you wake up for school on monday with 6 hours of sleep and you're tired as shit.
by Tiredmaninboringtown December 7, 2010
Get the Sunday-Monday Jet Lagmug. When someone's internet connection is so bad they appear to be teleporting. While at times being an accidental occurrence, it is often purposely done with the
intent of making the other player "ragequit". Generally followed up by hate mail and spam, Lag-O-Port is looked down upon, by everyone except scrubs.
intent of making the other player "ragequit". Generally followed up by hate mail and spam, Lag-O-Port is looked down upon, by everyone except scrubs.
Guy 1: Dude I was in a ranked match and this noob kept Lag-O-Porting everywhere!
Guy 2: WTF CAPCOM! GET BETTER SEVERS FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU!
Guy 2: WTF CAPCOM! GET BETTER SEVERS FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU!
by Taizuku March 9, 2011
Get the Lag-O-Portmug. by BlueColdTails May 12, 2021
Get the NO I CANT IM LAGGINGmug.