kevin

a 300 pound person who strokes himself every day and may seem like he is straight but is the gayest in the world and gets it in the butt by a person named chuck lowe. He screams daddy all day and owns 15 dildos

Chuck: I am going to stick my 3 foot dick in Kevin

by Spanky48 October 8, 2020

Bri and Kevin

best friends foreverrrr

Bri and kevin are best friends forevert

by KKaan September 20, 2009

Kevinate

verb: 1) The act of making something or someone Kevin-like.
2)-d; modified in nature by Kevin, or by someone who makes it like Kevin.

1) "The boy was very uncool, so we had to Kevinate him"
2) "Look at that place, it is totally Kevinated..."

by The Kevinated One October 2, 2003

Kevin The Pigeon

Louis Tomlinson's plastic pigeon, Kevin.

Kevin The Pigeon is a plastic pigeon.

by Chicken.168 July 31, 2016

Kevin

Fucking Blick asf guy always catch him running from the fed for finessing a Nando’s meal.

Kevin you mother fucking Nando’s smuggler

by This is yo momma May 12, 2020

kevin keegan

Old england footballer.

mullet man

dude: oh kevin keegan has an awsome mullet
dude2: no one with a mullet is cool.

by udman September 14, 2007

kevin ma

A dude that claims he is straight, yet when he sees gay guys he uncontrollably makes a strange turkey noise that is his mating call. He then proceeds to provide felacio to the homo gentleman in question. Very gay.

Dude, Ryan Marks isn't straight, I saw him pucker off a dude last week after he made some turkey noises, he's a total Kevin Ma!

by andymickreppinkee November 7, 2013