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This stupid mother fucker has to go. He’s been alive for to fucking long and has tortured us with his awful acting.i would much rather fall off a 69th story building instead of listening to his horrible voice rape my ears and make me wanna cry and cough up blood. I wish this man to die very soon because he didn’t die in that fucking car crash an that breaks my heart. I was honestly hoping he’d die in that crash.everybody died expect him and that really makes me upset and wanna Kermit screwicide and leave my dead body on his door step an let him know how much I fucking hate him.he forced multiple time to listen to him rape my ears and he was the worst fucking comedian and he even got clymidida from all three of his children like who the fuck names there kid heaven yet the kid fucking raped a whole hamster I have no regrets on making this but I really hope he fucking dies right now. And I hope he gets paralyzed from that accident.
Kevin makes me cry in pain
Kevin by Kevinhartpreloadedcumdildo69 September 30, 2019
A short dumb Mountain Dew drinking bitch that will sweat his balls on call of duty and fortnite.
Kevin by BLACKBUKAKEKING November 8, 2019
Kevin is pretty much the dumbest teacher you will ever meet. He doesn't even listen to what the kids say about things. Everything in his eyes is other people's fault. Kevin is never wrong according to himself. He also thinks that he is the king of all Harry potter. Kevin knows everything about Harry potter so just you ask him about it, he'll tell you way too much. Yes, this man is an odd beaver boy but maybe some day he'll come around.
Veronica talking about shoes is like Kevin talking about Harry potter.
Kevin by Kevin haters!!! May 18, 2020
A SIMP and only a SIMP
Friend: Kevin is such a SIMP
You: Yeah ikr
Kevin by Patrick Sad April 7, 2020
A Kevin is a male version of a Karen.

All the characteristics are the same.
Nobody wants to be a Kevin or a Karen.
If you are one, then your life is fucked up.
Guy: C'mon dude, don't be such a Kevin!
Kevin by We will all die. July 16, 2020
The male, private pilot version of a "Karen". He has only flown Cessna 172s, flying gynormous traffic patterns, never exceeding 45 degrees of bank and backtracking painfully slowly on busy summer days. Even so, he considers himself an expert on all flying subjects and is quick to correct any apparent infringement of the FARs, especially on FB Groups like Taildragger Pilots United.
That guy is such a Kevin! He said he's going to call the FAA because he saw a Kitfox waterskiing!
Kevin by Flayling October 19, 2020