Joy hess

A very nice aid for the sped. Can be scary at times but overall shes very kind. We call her prison guard.

On no its joy hess! Run!!

by Hollysadopteddaughter:) April 11, 2019

quaf their quim joys

concept of a human as fire('person') SUPREME!!

satisfaction of ones' sexual/libidinal DEMANDS!!...

putting out 'flames' in ones orifice, (or 'representation' of same) possibly involving hydraulic hose...

the college boys were HELL-BENT to quaf their quim joys!!

she strongly needed to have her quim joys quaffed!!

billy the kid was shot by sheriff pat garrett right after he quaffed his quim joys!!

the two 'mos quaffed their quim joys!

by michael foolsley October 30, 2011

joy bag

"joy bag" is a condom

"joy bag" can find it at George Carlin's web site

by NordStar April 3, 2010

Joy Boner

A penile erection resulting from a feeling of pure happiness. The complete opposite of a fear boner.

After Dave witnessed the birth of his first son he was so overcome with happiness that he sprung a joy boner.

by DingDane January 2, 2018

alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.

Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.

by QuacksO February 1, 2017

Joy

Joy - is a person who is full of energy and wholesome. She can be aggressive but is a cool person to be around. Be like joy . Joyful, graceful, and exciting. She has good looks and a wonderful personality.

Marbella “ have you seen joy anywhere around?”

Kyla “ yeah she left the dorm earlier.”

Marbella “ she can be so over the edge sometimes but that’s why we love her.”

by Unknowingly sweetheart July 1, 2025

toxic joy

When someone enjoys the feeling of doing or experiencing something toxic.

• Nothing gives me more toxic joy than saying 'I told you so.'
• I love it when someone cancels on me, it sparks a little toxic joy.

by youloveitpodcast May 11, 2024