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Zac Johnson

A retard who is a selfish little bitch. He will lick ur balls and suck ur cock so dont go out with him as he has no friends and has been expelled and suspended from his high school after his dumb and attention-seeking actions.
"I'm Zac Johnson and i am a cumbag retard"
by urpeen5inchesmine7inches June 20, 2019
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kelyn Johnson

A total sweetheart. She's so funny and nice. Your parents probably love her more than they love you. She has a great style and loves belts. She's sometimes scared to talk about her feeling so she keeps them inside and tells someone she's close to. She likes anime and pokemon go. So if you find a Kelyn Johnson come snatch her up before someone else does.
Person 1: "do you watch anime? "
Person 2: "nah, but Kelyn Johnson does"
by Charlotte's not a slut November 27, 2019
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Gone Johnson

Used to describe a person, place, or thing that has exited your life.

Also used to describe a person that has become insane or has consumed a large quantity of drugs.
"Hey, Trav... I heard your gf ghosted you"

"Yeah, she's gone johnson"

"Did you hear about Tim? He went off the deep end and now he's gone johnson"

"Dude, I cant find that screwdriver anywhere, its gone johnson!"

"Bro you better not drink that OJ with those shrooms or your gonna be gone johnson"
by Trav.man November 22, 2020
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peter johnson

“hi. peter johnson is it?”

shut the fuck up mr. d”
by iliketoread June 20, 2021
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Oliver Johnson

Oliver is cute and gets all the boys and girls
by Ford fetus September 24, 2021
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Upper Respitory Johnson

When a guy grabs a girl (or guy), spins him/her upside down and then shoves his penis inside his/her mouth so quickly, aggressively, and deeply, that she has difficulty breathing and eventually develops an upper respitory problem. This is very unsafe, and has sometimes resulted in death. To upper respitory johnson someone is to be spun upside down and develop an upper respitory condition, as described above. Only for the most hardcore of us.
Wow, Frank just upper respitory johnson'd that guy!
by theURjohnson2 April 16, 2009
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Teabλg Johnson

Teabλg Johnson is god himself.
by zwreida May 11, 2018
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