A retard who is a selfish little bitch. He will lick ur balls and suck ur cock so dont go out with him as he has no friends and has been expelled and suspended from his high school after his dumb and attention-seeking actions.
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Used to describe a person, place, or thing that has exited your life.
Also used to describe a person that has become insane or has consumed a large quantity of drugs.
Also used to describe a person that has become insane or has consumed a large quantity of drugs.
"Hey, Trav... I heard your gf ghosted you"
"Yeah, she's gone johnson"
"Did you hear about Tim? He went off the deep end and now he's gone johnson"
"Dude, I cant find that screwdriver anywhere, its gone johnson!"
"Bro you better not drink that OJ with those shrooms or your gonna be gone johnson"
"Yeah, she's gone johnson"
"Did you hear about Tim? He went off the deep end and now he's gone johnson"
"Dude, I cant find that screwdriver anywhere, its gone johnson!"
"Bro you better not drink that OJ with those shrooms or your gonna be gone johnson"
by Trav.man November 22, 2020
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Get the Oliver Johnson mug.When a guy grabs a girl (or guy), spins him/her upside down and then shoves his penis inside his/her mouth so quickly, aggressively, and deeply, that she has difficulty breathing and eventually develops an upper respitory problem. This is very unsafe, and has sometimes resulted in death. To upper respitory johnson someone is to be spun upside down and develop an upper respitory condition, as described above. Only for the most hardcore of us.
by theURjohnson2 April 16, 2009
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