joel hensley

A nice genuine man. An understanding lad, who is always there when you need him. Even if you make him extremely mad he’s still very understanding and sees your point of me too. He’s a handsome young man who deserves the world. He’s very funny and silly sometimes but that’s what’s makes him great and even through all of his problems he’s the best person you’ll ever meet and he is loved dearly.
Joel Hensley is a fine, young fellow.
by Bnic0024 November 06, 2019
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cumming joel

dum :)
cumming joel was being weird in the bed room :D
by gabb the grabb January 04, 2023
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joel allen

A tiny man that is very small and silly and says dumb things like "is he breathing or not" to a dead body
That man is a Joel Allen he's 1ft 5 and keeps saying "is he breathing or not"

Dave : hi
Steven: you're such a joel Allen
Dave:starts crying
by HEY WAHST February 13, 2019
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Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues
Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest
by Pannas & Rizz November 16, 2023
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Joeling it

Joeling it refers to the act of Joel stroking his gangly penis.
Oh I’m Joeling it - my smegma ridden winky!
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The Joel Hansen

Coke, a handful of pineapple and a shot of rye

Aka an awesome drink created by Alex Turner and Joel Hansen
Dude im making Joel Hansens tonight!
The Joel Hansen is an awesome drink
by rather_dashing January 17, 2011
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A Joel

When somebody leaves a call or conversation without saying goodbye
Where did Marcus go?

Idk, I think he did a Joel
by The_ABBE September 01, 2023
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