an act of violent and catastrophic revenge on a person who made a poor life decision by messing with the wrong business person in a weakened economy.
He owes me over $4,000. So next time I see him I'm going to give him a bloody taint he'll never forget.
by Manrizzle January 20, 2010
Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.
by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011
by Hood Rat 716 December 06, 2010
The moldy residue that builds up on your penis after having unprotected sex with several prostitutes. If not properly cleaned right away it has been scientifically proven to develop new strands of bacteria that modern medicine is unable to cure or properly treat.
Person A: Hey bro, what did you put on my toast?
Person B: I rubbed my dick on it, it's hooker taint.
Person A: Wow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Person B: I rubbed my dick on it, it's hooker taint.
Person A: Wow, I can't believe it's not butter!
by HolyToiletWater July 16, 2012
The act of you rubbing your humid, sweaty and smelly taint across the entirety of your gym buddies face, all while he is doing a set of the bench and unable to defend himself from the slide.
Guy 1: Yo this bar is really heavy can you help me get it up?
Guy 2: nah nigga taint slide incoming
Guy 1: oh shit
Guy 2: nah nigga taint slide incoming
Guy 1: oh shit
by BiGBoobTange June 11, 2018
a game that is played by couples traditionally. The object of the game is to touch each others genitalia. The game is strictly played over the weekend (Saturday, Sunday). Points are given for the successful touch (either through clothes or under clothes) and the immediate exclamation of "Point!". The winner is announced at the end of the weekend. There are a few simple rules:
1.) The bedroom and under blankets are the safe zones, no tags/touches can occur in the safe zone
2.) no 'tag backs' for 15 minutes after a successful 'taint tag'
3.) tagging while using the restroom is an automatic win
4.) Only direct genitalia tag can happen in private, not
public (may be amendable, but not advised)
1.) The bedroom and under blankets are the safe zones, no tags/touches can occur in the safe zone
2.) no 'tag backs' for 15 minutes after a successful 'taint tag'
3.) tagging while using the restroom is an automatic win
4.) Only direct genitalia tag can happen in private, not
public (may be amendable, but not advised)
Johnny won last weekend over Sally in Taint Tag, because he was sneaky and had quick hands.
This weekend, Sally won because she surprised Johnny while he was peeing, piss went every where.
This weekend, Sally won because she surprised Johnny while he was peeing, piss went every where.
by WinningReddit February 28, 2012
"It went really well until I got some tainted retribution"
"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"
"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"
by ash0ka March 08, 2009