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half marathon

a running race that is half the distance of a marathon, i.e. 13.1 miles
person 1 "Hey I saw you running yesterday! Are you on cross country or something?"
person 2 "Yeah, but we don't race more than a few miles at cross country, I'm training for a half marathon"
person 1 "Wow, that's a lot of running!"
by arunner August 23, 2012
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half squidy

very very moist
by eliburg098@gmail.com July 4, 2016
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Half Thirty

1. A deliberately indeterminate time in the future. Cross between half past the hour and thirty minutes past, but the hour isn't specified.

2. Never
Tell him I'll be there at half thirty

Baby, I'll be home at half thirty sharp.
by Big Pat September 14, 2008
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half flaccid

Hard, but not quite hard. Soft, but not quite soft.
"I was wearing barely anything, yet he was still just half flaccid."
"That girl could only get me half flaccid."
by Drippingsouls January 29, 2016
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Half is Thirteen

Expressed in a mathematical, H= 1+3. H represents the level of intoxication of an individual, while 1+3 denotes the minimum level acceptable under Beac law. The variables 1 and 3 are dynamic and increase over the course of the drinking period, until H is equal to way too many numerical values.
Person A: How was last night?
Person B: Dude, H was definitely = to 1+3 last night.
Person A: Cool story bro. And what you up to tonight?
Person B: Gonna rage. H will equal all kinds of different numbers.
Person A: Makes sense. After all, Half is Thirteen.
by D.J.Oco October 9, 2012
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Pack and a Half

A Pack and a Half is a TINY male erectile organ of copulation.

Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).

This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.

A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.

The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
(Group of girlfriends enjoying a glass of wine)

LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"

Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.
by Irish_Gal_78 January 10, 2013
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half-chug

When your friends are ready to move on to the next bar, but you just ordered a full beer, don't want to waste it, and want to finish it without looking like an alcoholic.
I'll have to meet you guys at the next place. I just ordered a beer.

Just do a couple half-chugs. We'll wait.
by Klsquared March 2, 2016
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