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Closet smoke

A person, usually female, that doesn't appear to be beautiful at first glance, but upon further investigation, is actually extremely pretty. Subtle things like mannerisms, eyes, hair and voice are what set these people apart from thirsty girls.
Bro, have you seen Kate's Insta lately? The girl is a closet smoke. Wish I would have realised that back in college...
by SHammer35 July 6, 2020
mugGet the Closet smokemug.

Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people, but retain enough plausible deniability for when the conservative relatives come for thanksgiving
Bro, are you out to your family yet?
Kind of, but it’s more of a Schrödinger’s closet situation.
by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020
mugGet the Schrödinger’s Closetmug.

closet jerk

someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."
by Caaulolo September 16, 2020
mugGet the closet jerkmug.

Magic Closet

A closet where 2 people go in, and 3 people come out. Sometimes threesomes occur, and sometimes even more.
Steve: Hey Harold, did you see those ladies go into the magic closet just a second ago?
Harold: Yeah, lucky girl...
by ThatOneGuyThatJustShowsUp March 11, 2015
mugGet the Magic Closetmug.

stink closet

Half bathroom used strictly for pooping.
Don’t go in the stink closet, I had Taco Bell for lunch!
by 461 July 8, 2021
mugGet the stink closetmug.

lexis...closet

Loves her fans ❤️ awesome fanpage! Swag 😎
by lexis...closet October 29, 2021
mugGet the lexis...closetmug.

Closet Cracker

A gay white person who hasn’t come out yet.
I think Gavin is a closet cracker.
by SebasV21 November 11, 2021
mugGet the Closet Crackermug.

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