A person, usually female, that doesn't appear to be beautiful at first glance, but upon further investigation, is actually extremely pretty. Subtle things like mannerisms, eyes, hair and voice are what set these people apart from thirsty girls.
Bro, have you seen Kate's Insta lately? The girl is a closet smoke. Wish I would have realised that back in college...
by SHammer35 July 6, 2020
Get the Closet smokemug. When your out to most people, but retain enough plausible deniability for when the conservative relatives come for thanksgiving
by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s Closetmug. someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
by Caaulolo September 16, 2020
Get the closet jerkmug. A closet where 2 people go in, and 3 people come out. Sometimes threesomes occur, and sometimes even more.
Steve: Hey Harold, did you see those ladies go into the magic closet just a second ago?
Harold: Yeah, lucky girl...
Harold: Yeah, lucky girl...
by ThatOneGuyThatJustShowsUp March 11, 2015
Get the Magic Closetmug. by 461 July 8, 2021
Get the stink closetmug. by lexis...closet October 29, 2021
Get the lexis...closetmug. by SebasV21 November 11, 2021
Get the Closet Crackermug.