You better not hurt her

A phrase used by lesbian teenage girls who are best friends with the girl you’re dating. They use this phrase to attempt to intimidate you, but it really doesn’t work and makes them seem stupid.

Mary: “She’s my best friend, so you better not hurt her!”
Bob: “What the hell are you going to do if I hurt her without getting somebody else involved? I’m almost six feet at the age of 14, lift weights at home, and have beaten up a bully of mine before. Tell me: how are you going to do anything?”
Mary: “Uhhhhh...”
Bob: “That’s what I thought.”

by s a n d March 23, 2020

my fingir hurts more than dingir

A Funny Slang that whenever your finger hurts, the pain will be so bad, you will think that it was god's accident, or your luck.

Jacques: Ow, my nails!
Luis: What happened to Jacques?
Jacques: My Fingir Hurts More than Dingir

by mrbeast539275 December 22, 2024

my stummy hurt

when your stummy hurts :>

guy: my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt,

gurt: tf are u talking about??

by e_callix April 25, 2025

my stummy hurt

when your stummy hurts just like carti

guy: my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt,

gurt: what the fuck are u talking about bro??

by e_callix April 25, 2025

hurt your maggie

When someone has gone a long duration without ejaculation, and squeezes someone into exphilation upon climax.

I took a girl home from the bar last night, i squeezed her so hard after I finished she passed out.... she's fine I just hurt your Maggie

by Bear Grillzzz September 30, 2017

Devils Hurt Locker

When you shove a straw into a girls ass, then blow a hit from a blunt in it. Then Pull it out and let her fart it back into your mouth.

He gave her the devils hurt locker after taking a huge hit from that blunt!

by Pay me April 28, 2022

Why does it Hurt

that is exactly what she said last night

i was screwing ur nan and she said why does it hurt

by crazydog_ March 24, 2024