but hurt bitch

(1) Word used to describe the act of someone who is whining excessively and will sit in silence as if his but actually hurt while everyone else is having a good time.

(2) Person who rides specifically in the middle of a front-seatting only car meant for 2 passengers or less.

"Patrick is being all but hurt like a bitch over here!"

"I know. What a but hurt bitch"

by Blondie B September 19, 2017

hurt your maggie

When someone has gone a long duration without ejaculation, and squeezes someone into exphilation upon climax.

I took a girl home from the bar last night, i squeezed her so hard after I finished she passed out.... she's fine I just hurt your Maggie

by Bear Grillzzz September 30, 2017

John Hurt

a man who is constantly getting butt hurt

dont get so john hurt its just some rocks

by funnyjim101 October 1, 2017

Hurted

The ed version of Hurt

Anyae got hurted

by HyperSword15 October 29, 2017

Butt Hurt

An overly emotional response to a perceived insult

Mark T. needed some Butt Hurt brand ointment when we took an extra 5-10 minutes to play For Honor.

by Anthropology Sux! May 15, 2017

hurt butt strut

When you have been sodomized so hard that it makes you walk funny.

Brad got fucked so hard he's doing the hurt butt strut.

by Big Daddy Koon July 2, 2017

Hurted

A past tense version of the word hurt.

Ouchy, that hurted.

by Ghost Whales November 20, 2017