hooker with a penis

the l33tness, a player beyond players, the mad note. "I go unseen..."

Hooker with a Penis <bawlz> will beat the shit out of Smilez any day of da week!!!!

by AlienwareCrzy <bawlz> May 30, 2003

hotface hooker

A person with an attractive face who utilities there chocha for personal gain.

Becky was such a hotface hooker for sleeping with my next door neighbor.

by maggiemoooo October 4, 2010

PJ Hooker

A person of inner city or outer suburban Dublin (or any Knackeraguan area) who wears Pyjamas as daywear with full make up and no self respect. Often also referred to as a scaldy, skanger or chav type with aggressive demeanour. Recently banned by Tesco in one UK store.

I can understand putting the bins out in your pyjamas now and again but wearing them to the supermarket with Uggs? Total PJ Hooker.

by Madisonsquare March 22, 2010

TJ Hooker

Slutty cop

That cop is such a tj hooker, i sucked his duck to get out of the speeding ticket!

by Damdaydays December 22, 2018

Turkish Hooker

you get a haircut and a handjob from a turk whilst eating a kebab and drinking a lot of coffee

i was hungry for kebab and needed a haircut so it made sense to get a turkish hooker.

by cockmaster17 April 22, 2011

Hooker shower

Lysol bath

After a long night on the job, she walked into the supermarket, grabbed a can of Lysol off the shelf and gave herself a hooker shower.

by the_990999 June 14, 2011

dead hooker unit

The amount of space occupied by a dead hooker, typically used to measure the size of a car's trunk. The actual volume of a Dead Hooker Unit has been disputed, since hookers come in different sizes. Most parties agree that a DHU is the average volume occupied by a dead hooker, but that there is not a definite conversion from DHU to liters.

A Ford Taurus only has a 3.1 Dead Hooker Unit trunk. What are we going to do with the fourth dead hooker?

by BrockLi August 24, 2006