by Carly the hore January 17, 2022

My man pulled an ascension to heaven last night, I really missed him.
What happened?
I was sucking his dih and he just started falling up!
What happened?
I was sucking his dih and he just started falling up!
by aiwefal May 1, 2025

When having a shot or drink poured from above into your mouth. Preferably while kneeling or bending backwards.
by stella star November 5, 2022

What an Astroneer player does when she wants to break the game. To do this, you must build a massive staircase all the way out of the atmosphere. (Pro Tip: Don't do this.)
by empha September 18, 2023

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming
*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*
Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!
*Girlfriend cums passionately*
Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!
*Girlfriend cums passionately*
by Bad C dev November 18, 2024

A great, friendly person with the motivation to help others in need. It can also be described as the best staff member due to his support and reliabilty.
by Heaven Frxst November 4, 2018

Heaven is just a worse version than hell, like why would you wanna go there. You live forever with a old man who you cant even see but somehow hear, and also he has a son name "Jesus" and he is just a fucking jew. Like if your were a natzi and died then they would send you to hell, just cause they are affraid you would kill "Jesus" again.
Go to Heaven is bad.
by S.A.T.A.N June 3, 2021
