Gym Joust

When one man and another man measure their genitals, face to face to see which one touches the other's body first.

I was in the locker room and I was curious how big my penis was so I asked one of the boys to gym joust me.

by sjehfbnskjdnfkljsadnfkjn12 December 19, 2020

school gym bathroom

Even worse than regular school bathrooms. Depending on if it is an exterior gym or interior, you can expect to find crickets and other insects in:

The toilets
The urinals
The showers
The floor
All of the above
A living nightmare. Don’t even use them at your own risk unless it’s the winter. NEVER during the spring or summer.

Person 1: Yo, you hear Jimmolethew throwing up?
Person 2: Yeah, someone said he went to the school gym bathroom.

by unused username February 20, 2024

Gym

The best place one can possibly be to change. To be better. To be greater. To surpass his limitations and become strong and confident, but also a lot more happy. The gym is amazing because it teaches you so many things. Without hard work, there is no pay off. Without suffering, there is no salvation. I recommend it to 100% of the people of the planet. It can make anyone’s life 100% better but few people actually bother to try.

The gym is amazing. I get healthier, stronger and feel better overall. It has taught me that with hard work and with consistency, anything is possible

by TrynaBeAesthetic+GoodStudent March 13, 2023

Gym Crew

see baltika

don't forget the baltika 9!

by Billy Bob Arkansas November 25, 2003

Gym-John

When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station

“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”

by TymmH June 8, 2024

gym enthusiast

Stupid boyfriend who doesn’t want to admit he’s a gym rat

He calls himself a gym enthusiast even though he’s a gym rat

by bfloverr August 24, 2022

Gym Slam

The act of consuming copious amounts of potent pre-workout, in hopes of achieving a skin splitting pump and great workout only for you to end up spending most of your training time on the toilet, in gastrointestinal distress. Resulting in diarrhea, with anus ripping, chainsaw farts, followed by essentially urinating out of your ass.

I was mid rep, on my PR, when I had to scratch the weights, rush to the locker room and take a huge gym slam.

by NB11B April 26, 2021